Relax at The Beaver

David hadn't been able to pay for a drink at The Beaver since reuniting Sarah and Amy. Usually one of the regulars who been there and picked up his tab. Sometimes, one of the women knew the story and refused to let him pay. If neither of those happened, the owner comped him, despite his vigorous protests.

David's strategy of winning half a lesbian couple out of a harem with the help of The Beaver Hole had become known as "the beaver trap". Several other couples had been reunited into lesbian-friendly harems with it.

David had gotten to know some of the other guys with lesbian-friendly harems when they were playing their part in a beaver trap. It was nice to have male friends again.

One table at The Beaver became known as "cock corner", and three or four of them could be found there most nights. It was usually just the guys at the table, with only their beers to keep them company, taking a much-needed break and complaining about the WNBA refs.

That is, except the nights when a beaver trap was planned. Those nights, the guys had to hang out somewhere else until they received word that the target was delirious enough that they wouldn't be noticed sneaking in.

The guys all took a perverse pleasure in seeing the target stumble out, trying to figure out what had just happened.

The ensuing celebration was always memorable. It was a good time to have one of the only dicks in the place.

Occasionally, they would see one of the targets return to The Beaver a few weeks later, sit down, and try to figure out why it was now just a normal bar. What kind of bar didn't even have fluffers? After a few minutes he would walk out even more confused.

A roar of laughter always followed them out the door.

As the guys talked, conversations naturally turned to their harems. As the conversations rolled by, David noticed some themes.

One night, he gently suggested, "do you want to send some of your girls over to my place for a few days? I'm told my girls' lessons are very... effective."

Jordan set up a training camp to teach girls about deepthroating. Since she had worked with the rest of the girls in David's harem, she had a good idea how to explain the finer points to the other girls. Listening to these lessons was both horrifying and incredibly hot.

Cynthia and Jayleen made sure any of the girls who were interested knew exactly how much fun anal could be. A lesson with Jayleen and her toys was always a sight to behold.

Julia was more than happy to pass along as many pussy licking tips as she could. Even if the guys didn't appreciate her skill, her lessons always kept the women in their harems coming back.

Amy tried her best to pass her cock sucking skills along to the other girls, but she always ended up giving completely useless advice. She always said things like "every blowjob has a rhythm and when you find it, you'll know" or "there's a feeling that a guy gives off and you need to follow the flow of his body" or "when a guy's energy peaks, that's when you have to be aware of his muscular heat."

Everyone was frustrated when she explained "you shouldn't play with his balls until he reaches the second cusp of his orgasm." She was never able to explain what it meant for an orgasm to have a "cusp" or how to tell when a guy was at the second one. When Vicky asked if there was a third cusp, Amy laughed, "oh you're so cute," receiving confused stares from everyone.

Nobody ever had any idea what she was talking about and nobody could duplicate her technique. David was more than happy to act as a prop for as many lessons as she needed to give, though.

David was frightened when he saw Amy discussing technique with Jordan. He thought he was justified in worrying that Amy's natural skill plus Jordan's deepthroating skill might literally kill him. On balance, he thought, there would be worse ways to go.

After a few weeks of lessons, it became clear to David that he was never going to be able to buy his own drinks in The Beaver ever again. Guys fought with the bartender to be the one to pick up his tab.

That was fine.