Your no good, very bad week

Tuesday you were supposed to meet Carrie at your favorite coffee shop. You and her were making small talk in line, until you came to the head of the line, face to face with Toby.

"I told you never to come back here!" Toby yelled.

"Um, what are you talking about?" Carrie said, frowning.

"This pervert was jacking his little dick in the drive through Sunday night!" Everyone could hear, including the police officer behind them. This wasn't good. You looked for Carrie, but she slipped out while you were being cited for indecent exposure. You looked at your phone.

Carrie: That was UNACCEPTABLE. You fucking pervert! Keep it in your pants until you get home. Listen, I need to go to the salon this week, and I've got some ideas on fixing up my boyfriend's house to meet with the designer on, so I'm booked. If you can keep out of trouble, maybe we can do a sushi lunch ... as friends. I'm disgusted with you.