Chapter 19 by Zeebop

What is the good news?

I've Got Twenty Bucks And I'm Looking For A Good Time

The original Lois Lane blinked. A blush spread to her cheeks...and then her violet eyes narrowed.

"Is that a joke?" she said, iron creeping into her voice.

"Nope!" Zatanna said, and flicked her wrist. A crisp twenty-dollar bill appeared in her hand like magic. "Who wants to eat my pussy?"

The sluttier Lois shrugged. "Sure, I'm game."

An arm shot out, barring the shortstack as she stepped forward.

"Zatanna you cannot!" The original reporter said.

"I can," Zatanna said, waving the money at her doppelganger. "You heard her. She's a ho. This is who and what she is."

"It's cool," the sluttier Lois said, as she tried to step around her counterpart. "I like eating pussy. And money."

"I forbid it," the original Lois said, moving to block her. She stared at Zatanna, emotions warring within her...and then the reporter said. "A hundred."

That put a stop to the strange dance of the three women.

"What?" Zatanna said.

"If you want her to eat your pussy, the price is a hundred dollars," the original Lois said. "I will not have you treat my...sister...like some Suicide Slum slut. If she wants to be an escort in her free time...fine. Then I'll be her pimp. You'll charge her what she's worth."

The sorceress's smile grew a little wider. "Oh, so we're negotiating now? What if I want more than just her tongue in my cunny?"

The tall Lois drew herself up straighter. "A thousand. For the night."

"Whoo, big money!" the sluttier Lois said with a giggle.

Zatanna licked her lips. She folded the bill together between her gloved hands...and then when she unfolded it, it was a faded and wrinkled thousand-dollar bill.

"I can do that. But how much for both of you?" the sorceress said, a curl of hair falling across her face. "I've always wanted to bed twins..."