Shock and Awe

Dr. Strange: MS storm I think you are misunderstanding something here

Sue: Who the fuck are you!?

Antonio: A wizard Guardian of Earth against the mystic

Sue: This isn't the time to joke around Toni!

Dr. Strange: Sorcerer and how do you know so much about us

Antonio: Don't be arrogant there are other magic users in the world other than yourselves and not all of them are ignorant of your existence

Sue: Wait magic is real?

Antonio: It is Sue but not everyone can utilize it directly

Tony: You seem to know a lot about this subject

Antonio: That is because I research things I don't know and I encourage you to do the same

The room went dead silent upon hearing the blatant insult with many jaws hanging open only for the silence to be broken by the MCU Ancient one snickering followed by Bruce's full belly laugh that seemed contagious as others seemed to laugh at Stark being humiliated Sue then turned to me.

Sue: Now that things have calmed down Toni it's time to go

Tony: Wait we aren't finished yet!

Sue: Yes you are! Any further questioning will have to be scheduled through me in the future and whether I permit it or not will be entirely based on my mood

Steve Rogers: You can't do this!

Sue: Watch me

As Sue was dragging me away from them a portal opened directly in front of her and before we knew it we were back at the Baxter building more specifically my lab except we weren't alone as the three sorcerers were with us.

Dr. Strange: Sorry about sending you through a portal without your knowledge but we figured it was for the best considering we needed someplace private to talk as the literal embodiment of light and order has taken human form and working as a bodyguard for some random scientist. (quickly turning to me) No offense

Antonio: None taken, her name is The Angelus it is kinda rude to refer to her as an embodiment when she is right before you even if it is accurate

The wizards seemed to shift around a bit uncomfortably when they heard me but seemed to come to some unspoken understanding with each other.

Dr. Strange: Then would you mind if we speak with The Angelus?

Antonio: That isn't really up to me I don't have any control over her if she wanted she could easily kill me and imprison my soul

Angelus: I would never do that your my lover there isn't another more worthy to stay by my side with me for eternity plus the sex is amazing

Shocked faces appeared around the room as all their turned to me for Sue's eyes were more toward my dick as if she wanted to know how powerful it was to tame a literal **** of nature.

Dr. Strange: Not the answer we were expecting but it does answer our question and now for our next question will this disrupt the natural order of the universe?

Angelus: Why would it? As long as no one starts trouble there won't be problems

Just then the Human Torch, the Thing, and Mr. Fantastic burst into the room before awkwardly realizing that we were just talking.

Sue: What the Fuck is going on!?

Reed: We heard that you were captured by some evil wizards of some kind and came to save you

Sue: A weak excuse Reed as there wouldn't be any trouble had you not thrown Toni to the wolves because he was inconvenient

Reed: That's not true...

Sue: Stark already told me about your deal!

Ben: Susie that can't be true... Reed tell her that isn't true!

Reed: Sue you don't understand...

Before he could finish what he wanted Sue slammed him with her powers sending him across the room.

Johnny: Sue Calm Down!

Sue: Shut it, Johnny! I don't want to hear another thing from his deceitful mouth! Toni, you're coming with me! We need to talk now!

Not waiting for anyone Sue dragged me out of the room to find somewhere private to talk while I wondered how to play this