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Chapter 171
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Leoblade24
Do you go along with Pinkie?
Yes, though its not what you thought
To your surprise, it turned out that Pinkie was legitimate about playing some relatively calm party games. She had a bunch of games ready and set up with characters and employees already playing some. She also had a bunch hidden away but still ready in a pinch.
You ended up playing Pin the Tail on the Pony with some people from the Walking Dead and some of the Sugar Rush racers from Wreck-It Ralph. There was some Karaoke with a Hannah Montana, the cast of LoliRock, and a Saint Seiya. To make a long story short, Diana was able to pull you through a duet with enough points to not completely lose.
Darts had to end early when someone lost their grip on their dart and sent an Arnold from Hey Arnold to the infirmary with a dart in the face. Thank you, Spud from American Dragon Jake Long for continuing the long defunct Disney-Nickelodeon rivalry. At the very least it got Mary from the motor pool to leave the party, she always blamed you when a character damaged the van. We are explicitly told at the orientation and constantly reminded in safety meetings that the vehicles are not worth our lives even if we have resurrection insurance.
Of course, you would protect the characters in the van as much as you can. Something that Jorgan over in the on site clinic scolds you for. Just because a Sandy Cheeks broke your leg when you got between her and a Alya from Miraculous Ladybug who had accidentally insulted Texas.
Just as you were about to join a game of Clue with Ranko, Mirajane (who had been led over by Pinkie as apparently she has been talking with Batman about Phil for awhile), Gogo, and a scattering of other characters, your old friend Larry showed up. As soon as he had entered, he scanned the room and made a beeline straight for you.
“James! So glad you’re alive, never had a doubt,” Larry said as he gave a Zazan from Hunter x Hunter a bag of goodies and a stack of cash.
“Thanks for playing,” Zazan said as she gave him a kiss on the cheek and gave her butt a little wiggle before walking away. Larry kept his eyes on her ass and ant features while leaving you and your fellow players sitting there awkwardly. Gogo flicked a balled up straw wrapper from the smoothie she got from the buffet at his head causing him to snap out of it.
“Sorry about that,” Larry rubbed the back of his head like an anime character. You noticed that some Prime Worlders would copy the habits of characters after spending enough time with them. You even noticed yourself sweat dropping and other stuff when you least expect it.
“Never a doubt huh?” You comment.
“Well, I thought you would be back next month,” Larry shrugged. “Knowing you, I thought you would’ve been back after a couple of months. After all, you had two characters with you this time instead of one. And I’m hearing you were with a village of sexy ladies.”
“Amazonians desiring Snu-Snu,” you explain.
“Too much of a good thing huh,” Larry chuckled as he dragged a seat over and sat down by you. “No wonder you got back so soon. Are the rumors true that your capture unit has over two hundred characters locked up inside? Along with a few hundred captured by 3S and our teams from that village alone?”
“I don’t know the numbers but the tribe was kinda big,” you admit, realizing that if you hadn’t declared the tribe as your captures you would be out a lot of commission money. Though since you want to keep your promises to see the tribe members in safe homes, you might instead have to dip a bit into your savings. Maybe you should ask your manager if they could only be sold to the safe list, at least the ones you aren’t keeping or sending to friends and family.
“If you found any gems in the tribe make sure to let your lawyer know when you’re in compensation negotiation,” Larry advised as he looked around the table a bit nervously due to Ranko’s glare. “While you were having lots of you know what, you still were injured on the job and stuck in a trash world. Did you get checked out for that by the way?”
“Yeah, other than exhaustion and some minor sprains and bruises and minor lung damage, I have a clean bill of health. The 3S docs took care of me,” you explained listing off the things that were found and easily fixed. Though you did not mention the broken bones you got in the crash and were improperly healed by the tribe’s healers and then corrected by 3S. And the brief case of **** you had recovered from.
“Great to hear,” Larry smiled before he frowned. “Before I forget, is your bachelor party still on for a couple days from now? Your brother Jamie sent out the invite but never updated when you went missing. Now that I think about it, are you going to delay your wedding now?” You were used to his little rambles but after your day so far, you really wished Larry would slow down.
“I’ll call you once I get a new phone, I lost my old one,” you replied. “But I don’t know why the bachelor party would be canceled. Knowing Jamie, he got a place that's non-refundable. I’ll have to talk with Starfire and Aelita about the wedding but knowing them, they might push it up so that nothing else has a chance to interrupt our special day.” You chuckle a bit, missing your girls and your harem who have likely been driven mad by them.
“Oh okay, just let me know. Knowing your boss, he’s going to put you on administrative leave. So we might not have much chance the next few days to talk.” You agreed with Larry about the likely administrative leave that was coming for you; hopefully they don’t take those days out of the vacation time you saved for your wedding and honeymoon.
Larry ends up joining in the game and you and the other players in the know fill him in on your experiences on the trash world and your efforts to escape and/or take over the tribe. The party goers also shared their experiences of incidents they encountered while on the job. Apparently there are some new influencer trends popping up involving messing with RealDreams and associate company employees. None of them better try to take my van for a joy ride once I’m back on the job.
“James Gardner report to conference room 233b. Bring your characters with you,” the bored sounding Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat said over the PA system. You looked up and apologized to your fellow Clue players.
“Sorry, hopefully they’re letting us go home,” you say, helping Mirajane and Diana to get out of their seats. “Thanks for the party Pinkie, I needed it.” Pinkie gave you a peck on the cheek before skipping off. “See ya around Larry.” Larry waved at you as you and your girls walked back to the conference room.
What do they want in the conference room?
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