Smelly Streakers

"Crap! Get back here!" Cindy shouted as she chased after Sophie.

"Cindy! What are you -"

"There's no way that Carol is even going to look at us let alone talk to us without Sophie!" Cindy replied, still chasing Sophie. "We have to get her back!"

"Cindy! We still have the skunk smell on us! Cindy!" Karen shouted as she watched Cindy run back out into the busy sidewalk. "Ugh! You had better not bring any of this up to my parents and my sisters when we go over for dinner next week!"

With that said, Karen ran after her girlfriend and Sophie, leaving the clothes and tomato juice behind as she bolted out the alleyway...

And past two tourists, who jumped back in surprise as the smelly streaker raced past.

"Am I that drunk, or did you see that too?" The woman on the left asked her friend.

"'See that'? I smelt that!" The second woman groaned, "Has that crazy woman even heard of soap?!"

"Okay... How about this?" Margot tried for what was probably the one hundred fifteenth time, pacing in front of Carol. "You're a time traveling cop who's hunting down a criminal who is wanted in twelve centuries. However, you track him down to a nudist beach and resort, **** to strip down to your birthday suit in order to proceed forward and apprehend him to bring him to justice!"

"Hmm..." Carol said in thought. "I like it. I just have one question: What's a 'nudist beach'?"

"... ... I'm more than ninety-nine percent sure that that's self-explanatory."

"Well, every beach is a nude beach where I'm from."

"Look! You shot down every other idea I came up with from 'Naked Future Working Wife' to my 'Terminator' parody!" Margot said, trying to remain calm despite being at the end of her rope. "I'm not hearing any ideas coming from you, and we have two and a half hours before the show, so please! Work with me here!"

"Okay, sorry. Please calm down."

"I AM COMPLETELY CALM!"

"If it makes you feel better, I do like your last one." Carol said, "It's kinda like the plot of my favorite action series: 'Officer Tempest: Time Cop'!"

Margot, who looked like she was about to blow and had been entertaining the idea of kicking this woman's naked butt back out onto the street and putting on the show herself, stopped fuming as a look of shock came to her face. "Say that again...?"

"Oh, right. That show won't be airing for another..." Carol did the math in her head, "Two hundred seventy-five years. It's a series about this undercover policewoman who jumps through time to prevent a group of time based terrorists messing with the time stream. It stars - "

"The name, Sweetheart. The name."

"Oh, right. Her name is Officer Crystal Tempest: Time Cop."

"'Crystal Tempest'...?" Margot said thoughtfully, a smile coming to her face. "I love it!"

"Crap! We lost her!" Cindy snapped as she and Karen hid behind a dumpster.

"Where the hell did she even go, anyway?!" Karen asked.

Cindy looked around the strip, trying to catch a glimpse of Sophie. Suddenly, she gasped as she pointed out and shouted, "There!"