Prowling Cougars

I am ushered into a board room, filled with half a dozen guys who could be clones of Slappy. I guess being a pimply-faced, overweight kid makes you predisposed to dreaming up porn plots. They all have a look of frustration on their faces. When I ask what's going on, Gabe, the one who seems to be in charge, explains their dilemma.

"The concept we have is pretty basic. Hot, older women, banging young studs... The problem is that your parents insist upon something resembling a plot, so we have to come up with something that makes this different from all the other MILF movies that are out there."

I pull up a chair and think. Gabe is right; Mom and Dad want originality. It's not enough for them to make a jerk-off film; they want to make something that will shred their competition with its originality.

Wait a minute! Competition may be the key!

I speak up. "How 'bout this? Instead of using actors, let's make this a real competition. Let's find some real-life cougars and have a contest to see how many guys each one can bag in 24 hours. We send a camera crew to follow each one, and we offer a prize to the biggest slut of them all."

The others lean forward enthusiastically.

"I love it" exclaims one of the guys. "We could make a whole series out of this... And not just MILFs... We could get guys to compete, bagging chicks on spring break... Or older men, competing to see who can bag the most gals of a different race.... There's a whole host of ideas we can spin off of this!"

I receive lots of slaps on the back and assurances that I'm definitely following in my dad's footsteps. They get to work planning the new and improved Cougars on the Prowl. I think it would be fun to stick around and see how it develops, but there are plenty of other things going on that I'd like to check out.

What should I do?