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My parents said to me that "We were looking on the internet for someone who we could get to marry you so we looked on Social Media only to Angela Sommers wanting a young woman to star in her lesbian films so we signed you up for it. Then a week or so later we get a call from Angela Sommers and she told us she wanted you to be the star of her lesbian films she is producing. So then we tell her what is in it for us which she responds with a what do you want response. We told her we wanted Angela Sommers to marry you in exchange for letting her have you star in her Lesbian Films she is planning on producing which she agreed by the way with an over-excited yes with her screaming afterwards. So that is how this happened." I nod in understanding even though I am skeptical of why my parents would agree with this just because I could be famous is not very good excuse.

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