A playground

"Are you serious!" Felicia exclaimed, "do you want us to get MORE arrested."

"You got a better idea." Peter retorted.

Felicia sighed, "fine next time at least find somewhere more subtle. Like an unmarked van!"

The couple made a b-line for the playground. They couldn't see a path, so they cut through a large patch of bushes and shrubs crouching down to try and throw off their pursuer. Sharp leaves and pointy branches prodded their toned figures causing them significant discomfort.

"Ow!" Felicia groaned feeling a branch poke the side of her boob.

"Gah," Peter concurred feeling leaves scratching at his balls.

Eventually they made it through the green hell and hopped the fence landing in the children's playground. It had several colorful amenities built to draw children's attention including a swing set, monkey bars, and a climbing dome. However, for the nude couple all they cared about was the large, two floored castle themed playset in the center of the whole thing. It had ladders, slides, bridges, and most importantly walls. It was like a small fortress in the middle of Central Park and the perfect place to hide.

"Come on," Peter exclaimed, "let's get to cover."

Peter led Felicia over to the playset and the two began climbing up to the second level via a diagonal rock-climbing wall. They then ran across a wood bridge into a covered tower section connected to a slide. It was a small area so the two had to squeeze in tight to remain unseen. Peter felt Felicia's curvy hips and massive side boob press against him. His member stiffened in response.

Then the naked pair heard the sound of footsteps entering the playground and held their breath. Now they would see if their hiding spot was good enough. The footsteps got closer then stopped in the middle of the playground. They had hoped the officer would have assumed they just ran through and passed by in pursuit, but they had no such luck. They heard the officer march around the area likely surveying all the surrounding amenities.

"This is bad this is bad!" Felicia muttered. "We're barely hidden. She'll find us."

"Y-you don't know that" Peter rebutted unconvinced. "She might not look so hard."

"I should have picked the place to hide. I'm the professional cat burglar after all."

"Hey, I think this is a great hiding spot." Peter pouted, "Could you have really done better."

The two naked heroes bickered back and forth until the sound of the policewoman's radio clicking on shut them both up.

"All units be advised we have a purse snatching reported in the central park area."

"I read you," the officer said, "I'm on my way."

The naked heroes signed in relief.

"See, I picked a great hiding spot," Peter gloated.

"You got lucky Spider," Felicia sassed. "Which can probably be attributed to my presence."

Then they heard the sound of the playsets metal frame creaking under unexpected weight. The cop was coming up!

"Shit, shit Felicia what do we do? What do we do?" Peter said, panicking, "I don't think we can sneak past her. We might need to -"

Without a word Felicia sat up, grabbed hold of Peter, and threw them both down the nearby slide. Peter's bare back scrapped against the plastic tunnel as they spun down the twisted tunnel as Felcia hugged him. Then suddenly the entangled duo stopped. Their bodies were smushed together inside the slide, causing them to be lodged somewhere in the middle of it. Unnoticeable from either the top of the playset or on the ground.

The sounds of the cop's footsteps finally reached their hiding space, and she stood there for a minute surveying the area before leaving.

"Dispatch," the officer said into her radio. "Be advised I've lost eyes on a pair of streakers in Central Park taking advantage of the night. Requesting nearby units keep an eye out."

"Acknowledged," Was the last thing the naked pair heard before the officer left the playground.

"And that," Black Cat bragged, "is how I keep myself hidden."

Spidey likely wanted to reply with one of his trademark quips but couldn't as his face was currently being pressed into Felicia's cleavage muffling his words.