A high-pitched whistle rang into the two superheroes ears knocking them from their bliss. They separated their lips and turned in the direction of the sound to see a female police officer standing at the edge of the plaza.
"Ok you perverts," She angrily yelled, "Funs over."
"Shit!" The pair said in unison. Quickly uncoupling and running in the opposite direction.
"Hey Stop!" The officer giving chase.
Peter and Felicia zigged and zagged their way through the park trying to lose their pursuer. They sprinted across cobblestone paths, jumped fences, climbed through shrubbery, crossed hills all with hands over their privates and teeth clenched. Yet they couldn't escape the officer's sights. Apparently two ultra hot 20-somethings in their birthday suits were hard to lose track of.
"Give up," the officer shouted from behind them. "I'll chase those bare asses of yours to the ends of the earth!"
"Damn she's persistent." Black Cat griped trying to hold her bouncing breasts in place, "Most NYPD officers aren't this motivated."
"I know right," Spidey replied cupping his balls. "Police department had a couple dozen of hers I'd be put off a job. With that much energy she could probably lift Rhino off his feet and toss him clear over the river into the Raft."
The two quipped but again that was mainly to hide their embarrassment. Being chased they no longer had the luxury of carefully sneaking through the park and despite the late hour, they had run past at least three people so far. They were moving too fast to possibly be identified, but not too fast for these pedestrians to catch sight of their goods. So far, the couple had received a shriek of terror from an old lady, an excited wolf whistle from a middle-aged man, and an enthusiast "yeah streakers" from a college age girl. Overall the pair were receiving a lot more attention than they wanted, and that attention kept the officer from losing their trail.
"You can't escape!" the officer panted, "Every little performance you give people just makes it easier to find you."
"This is going very badly," squealed the shy Peter. "If we don't do something soon, we're going to get caught by a lot more people. Or worse go to jail!"
"You're right," Felicia replied, "We need to lose the cop. Experience tells me we need to find a place to hide. See anyplace good?"
Peter surveyed the area. If they were going to hide, they couldn't just dive into the nearest bush or behind the next bench. They needed to make some distance, get out of the cop's line of sight, and conceal themselves without the officer getting wise. Looking in the distance eventually saw something that just might work.
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