Hopping Mad?

He rolled over, his eyes clenching closed a bit more to block out the light trying to wake him up. Just let him get a few more seconds of sleep before his boss dragged him out of the cot. Why get out of bed anyway other than to just 'survive another day'..., wait. Why did he have room to roll over? And why was the light so much brighter? Was his boss shining a flashlight at him? Usually it would just be a bucket of water....

Pushing himself up, he looked around as he tried to blink the sleep away from his eyes. He wasn't in the small room that he was given to just sleep in. Hell, he had to use a few lockers to keep what belongings he had on his person.

Rather it was a far larger one, looking far more like a proper master bedroom than the small closet he'd been shoved in. The walls were a cool soft vanilla color along with the ceiling, and the floor looked to be a dark brown hardwood. The bedframe sat in the middle of the room, with a bay window on one side and a double door leading off to the rest of the place. A sliding door on the wall next to the door lead to a walk in closet no doubt, and another door on the other side probably lead to a wash room.

The wooden furniture in the room had a dark cool color to it, sort of like a Walnut. A cedar chest sat in front of the bed, while twin dresser draws were on either side of the window. A small entertainment system sat on the wall ahead of the bed, with a decent sized TV and some sort of game console/dvd player attached to it. Bed itself was just a simple low height one, one of those sleek featureless ones. Maybe a Divan or Futon bed..., hard to really tell he was never a furniture guy.

Noise of a fairly busy street was coming from the window. He started to push himself up more, looking to get up and move to the window, when his hand touched something fluffy. He turned his head to the side and looked down to see what was there.

And it was a round fluff ball, about the size of his hand. In fact it fit almost perfectly into his grip to the point it felt almost natural to give a little squeeze. Just a nice soft adorable fluff ball that would make anyone looking it go "ah cute...'

Sitting on the Absolute Best Ass he's ever seen.

As if it was sculpted, the rear was a perfect mix of extra padding and muscle, just the right amount to be firmly toned and strong while still being oh so spank-able to the point he had to fight the urge to do so. The flesh, a healthy looking bright tan hue, was only covered by a small g string, just a simple bit of cloth rather than any fancy design or logo to it. Going down from there were equally shaped thighs, shaped no doubt from years of heavy exercise. From there, well the song 'she's got legs' came to mind when he looked over the rest of those limbs, before ending in normal feet. Not too big, not too dainty; just the right shape for an athletic body.

The rest of the figure was covered by the heavy blankets next to him.He took a moment to process this before grabbing the blanket and throwing it off to see what awaited him. If this was some sort of dream or nightmare, NOW would be the time the figure would start changing. Maybe have the mouth split open and try to eat him.

Instead, he was met with a toned athletic figure all over her body. While it was clear she was a 'leg day' sort of gal, her torso was also fit with a flat six pack stomach, and those guns on her arms weren't for show either. Honestly it reminded him of some female body builders he'd seen at gyms, only slimmed down to keep that more 'feminine' look. Her breasts, covered in a very lose white gym shirt, were a solid C maybe D cup with her toned figure helping to enhance them by keeping them extremely perky and firm. Her long hair billowed out now that her head was freed from the blanket, a long white color to match her tail and ears.

Those were probably the second most attention grabbing feature of her face. Rather than human ears sticking out from the side, the woman had long straight rabbit ears. Not like a rabbit ear head band, as in they started where normal human ears would and curved upward before going straight. And far more animal/lifelike than any of those props you'd see. The other feature attracting attention were those eyes of her. Those long eyelashes that draw the viewer in, and the bright red color that had a shine behind them that was more than just the light. Between that, and the narrowed pupils, looking at her made him feel like he was staring at some wild animal, waiting to pounce rather than run.

Wait..., if her eyes where open....

It was a blur of tan and white over the next few moments. Cole was able to block one of her legs that kicked upward if only due to his own boxing history, but something still slammed into his head. Did she just kick... four times in the span of one block? Dazed and with his guard lowered, the woman raised her legs up and gripped around his head with her thighs and pulled downwards, spinning as she did. The end result was that she was on top with his head crushed between her legs.

"Well well well..., I didn't expect one of you creeps to be brave enough to pull something like this. Getting ballsy now ain't yah?" the woman spoke, her voice full of energy and just a hint of malice as she grinned, enjoying the wiggle of the intruder below her, "Guess I'm getting sloppy. Maybe I crack a few more voyeurs heads to send a message hmm?"

She gave a short laugh when the figure below her threw a punch at her leg. Decent **** behind it, maybe he was more than just some picture hunting creep. But no where near her level. She just flexed her lower body to **** him further into the mattress and squeeze his head just a bit more. A muffled grunt came from between her thighs.

"Oh come on, don't put up too much of a fight. Just hold still while I call someone to...wait." Rumi looked around at the room she was in, "Where am I... and where's my phone?"

She had been reaching to her nightstand to call the police, letting them know she'd be bringing someone to toss behind bars for a night at least. But when her hand reached nothing her attention on the man below her waned as she craned her neck around to see what was wrong. This was..., was a bit nicer than her old place but where was she anyway?

Cole wasn't one to let a chance pass him by like this. He brought his legs up and using the limbs like a fulcrum, swung them downward while pushing up with his upper body. The result was that even with the woman clasped to his neck and shoulders, his body started to rise up as if he was doing some weird sit up motion. Only for her to twist her hips and shoved him back down, drawing him closer into her thighs.

"NOW Now! You don't get to enjoy this every day, so enjoy your seat." Rumi mocked as she ground a bit against him, more in dominance than anything, "Guys like you would kill for to be between my legs like this wouldn't you?"

"This better not awaken something in me." Cole thought as he gripped her legs again to try and fight for freedom.

The fight, if you could call it that, was paused as the two were covered in a blue hue of light. Both found they couldn't move save for wherever the light moved them to. Granted the light didn't move them much at all, simply moving Rumi to sit piggy back on top of Cole while he was sat at the edge of the bed with the TV powering up. Cue a cheesy 'dating show' music track and equally hammy announcer starting up as some sort of 'explanation' started.

"Congratulations, Rumi Usagiyama and Cole McKay!! We here at Cupid's Wishes would like to thank you both for using our services to find the "one" in your lives!" The voice cheerfully began, the almost **** day time show smile viable just from words alone. The pair flicked their eyes towards their new 'partner' as best they could, Rumi finding it much easier to do this than Cole.

"We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of the new home we have graciously gifted to you two! As well as the optimized bodies we've given you! Now we're sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse!" The voice continued, regardless of what was going through the heads of the pair.

Rumi was processing the 'optimized' bit, having memories of the Nomu flash back to her mind but looking over her body as best she could..., it didn't seem like her body was some mutated hacked up corpse. In fact, her body seemed to be put back together. Cole for his part, latched onto the whole 'multi-verse' part. He hadn't read comics in awhile but the idea of different worlds was something that cropped up in fiction often. Where or when was he, and who was the woman above him? The voice kept going on it's script.

"But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets! Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart's desire!" Now that got their attention. The thought wasn't.... unappealing to either of them. Rumi had a body that was out of this world to Cole and Rumi having a better angle to look at him, well, he wasn't the worst looking guy. Probably a decent fling in bed after a night of bar hopping. But to be **** to do that was out of the question. Their eyes flicked in each other's directions once more.

"And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, For life and for ****! So take care of each other, else you both will meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper!" Was that a **** threat? Then again, to Rumi, her life was always full of danger anyway so this wasn't terribly new. Getting a civilian tied up like this pissed her off. Should just threaten her without having the guy in the way. Cole just gulped, wondering how much trouble he had been put into.

"But enough with the doom and gloom, it's a time to think about life! So enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual; it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupids Wishes!" The voice wrapped up as the tv gave one last 'congratulations' banner and music chirp before the TV shut off. After a few moments, the blue field that held the two still suddenly shut off leaving them free to move.

Yet they both just stayed where they were, lost in their own thoughts.

Cole was a bit pissed at having been conned into a **** marriage like this. Probably a twisted joke by some higher being..., or some really convincing reality tv show. It was a bit hard to process all this with the amount of weight over head...., oh right. He shrugged her shoulders a bit while a grunt from above made it clear he got her attention.

"Hey uh..., could you get off?" He asked, trying not to put too much **** into behind the request.

"Hmmm oh.... right. Sorry." she replied, the energy behind her voice mellowed out now.

Rumi shifted above him and rather than just climbing down, made a jump and landed smoothly on the floor. Seeing her standing in full, Cole noticed she was rather smaller than she had seemed in bed. Then again the ears helped cover that height. Cole was on the shorter end of his weight class but he still was taller than this bunny gal. The fact she could probably just floor him with a kick though was...., somehow worrying and attractive. Rumi scracthed the back of her head and gave a slight cough before speaking.

"Guess I owe you an apology. Thought you were some creepo or something. Instead you got wrapped up in this weird mess huh? Probably someone fucking with me and you just got tied up in it. " She said as she stretched out her arms over her head, her back arcing with the motion, "I wasn't too rough on you was I?" a small grin on her face.

"Nah.... well probably the roughest I've experienced in bed but I'll be fine." Cole asked as he rubbed at his neck. He'd be hit worse and well, he could tell she was probably holding back. Could have popped his head like a watermelon if she really wanted to. "What do you mean 'fucking with you'?"

"EH probably some sore loser villain wanting to get some **** for beating their idols or something. Been kinda busy stomping out remnants and ..."

"Remnants?"

Rumi paused and turned to face him, finally taking time to get a good hard look at the man. He looked like just an average joe... maybe a little more built than an average person on the street. More Athlete than 'hero' though so he wasn't in the same line of work, possibly even same country as he looked foreign too. But even if he was from overseas, he should have known about the events against the Villains. After all, there wasn't a place on Earth didn't feel the ripples of the war between All for One and All Might, or their inheritors.

"Hey..., question. Do you.... know who I am?" She asked, hands on her hips as she took a more showy pose. Usually she didn't like to flaunt her fame but she wanted to check something here.

".....Some kinda body builder cosplayer?" He said back, eyebrow raised, "Get the feeling you're not from my world though..., we don't have anyone that looks quite like you." he thumbed towards the tv, "Didn't you hear about the multiverse thing?"

"Multiverse? Mean I'm in some kinda new world?" she rubbed the back of her head before giving a 'tch' sound, "I feel like I need to wring the neck of that show host." came a low grumble from her mouth.

"Maybe? I don't know what outside looks like but, ears like that aren't a thing where I'm from,... these are real right?" Cole asked, his hand raising up just a little bit.

"Real as the rest of me! This is all natural bucko...., " she exclaimed with a big grin before folding her arms and tapping a foot, "If you were thinking about pulling on the ears, get that out of your head or my foot is resting against it again."

"Okay okay! Geeze." he held up his hands in surrender. Granted he had been thinking that ever since he work up. It had felt really nice and fluffy so maybe the ears were just as soft. He wasn't sure where that was coming from, maybe something was wrong with him. Better to move on before she got frustrated with something else.