At school

Ryan walked into school all tough. He was the most popular guy in school and he owned it. He grinned as he approached his girlfriend and kissed her. “Hey, Emma,” he said.

“Hey, Ryan,” Emma said. “Look, I wanted to talk to you.”

“About what?” Ryan asked.

“Well, it’s just that we’ve been dating since Freshman year,” Emma said. “Don’t you think we should take it to the next level?”

“N-next level?” Ryan asked.

“You know,” Emma said as she gazed down at Ryan’s bulge.

“O-oh… n-no,” Ryan said. “I… I’m saving myself for marriage.”

Emma rolled her eyes. “Fine,” Emma sighed. “But we could do other things that don’t involve sex.”

Ryan turned into the classroom. “I’ll see you at the big game tomorrow.”

Emma nodded and they went about their classes.