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Chapter 248 by Phantom23
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Hellish Trip Part 8: Royal Pains
Ethan had done a lot today, got the devil's daughter as his ****, fucked over the devil and scared the shit out of him.
Now he has to wait for Lucifer to get back to him on his meeting with God in heaven.
Ethan was currently in Loona's temporary bedroom while the girl herself was reading a magazine.
But for now maybe he'll visit one of the other families.
There was the Goetia family. He could also copy stuff from the book!
... Okay time to do some stalking!
"Loona I'm heading out to go fuck with more royal families do you need anything?" Ethan made his way to the bedroom door.
"Bring back some liquor when you come back." Loona spoke up, not looking up from her magazine.
"Fancy or the cheap shit?" Ethan looked back at her.
"Whichever." She waved her hand.
"Work on the attitude babe." Ethan stepped out, ignoring the middle finger.
Finding the address for the Goetia family mansion wasn't too hard.
Valentino had the address in his records... One of the adults must've ordered something.
Ethan shadow traveled to the location, her had to figure out if he could teleport with these powers.
He made it to the mansion and saw that it was undergoing preparations for a party.
A party for what?
Ethan slithered through the shadows until he saw the banner.
Not Divorced!
... Ouch, that's just fucking rude.
Ethan found Stella talking on the phone with a imp holding the base of it. It was the old type of phone... Get with the times lady!
Stella was in her normal white which looked a bit bigger... Or was she plumper?
Ethan slithered away and looked for Stolas.
The mansion was huge... Not bigger then his though.
He did find Octavia, he took a peek inside and saw her reading a magazine while listening to depressing music... Wait was she fuller here?
In the show she was thin but here she had more meat in her bones... She looked appetising.
Ethan shook his head and made his way deeper into the mansion, he found Stolas' room and... Fuck he found out where Blitzo was.
The two were in bed and Ethan did not wanna describe what he was hearing, but given that there's servant clothes on the floor, Blitzo worked here.
No wonder Loona was on her own here.
Ethan took a few pictures and left immediately.
Who knew that you could use a fire place poker for that kind of stuff... Even if it's hot..
Manifesting on the street, he walked while planning in his head.
How could he get two Goetia girls under his thumb... Well Stolas would give Stella away in a heartbeat... Hopefully Ethan could fuck some obedience into her.
Octavia was a harder prize.
Ethan stopped and smirked as an idea formed.
All he needed was a suit.
After getting a suit from the studio, he made his way back to the mansion and saw that the party was underway.
Perfect.
Ethan manifested in front of the doors of the mansion, demons looked at him in confusion, Ethan gave no fucks.
The guards stopped him before he could enter. "Name." The guard glared at him.
"The Smoke Demon." Ethan grinned as the guards stiffened and moved aside. Allowing him to enter.
The party itself was boring... The typical high class party.
Ethan looked for his target, if he knew the prince of hell would be... Aha!
Ethan found Stolla drinking in the corner.
"You know, if your spouse has a Not Divorced party, it's a clear sign that the marriage isn't going well." Ethan walked over.
Stolla looked at Ethan and was confused. "Do I know you?"
"No but I know you." Ethan gave a bow. "Ethan Kenway, also know as the Smoke Overlord."
Stolas' eyes widened. "The Smoke Overlord, the one who's usurping Lucifer?"
"News travels fast." Ethan nodded slowly "I did tell him that I own him so yes." Ethan grinned.
"... What are you doing here?" Stolas asked him.
"Enjoying the party! I'm also here to offer a deal with you." Ethan took a glass of champagne and took a sip. "No... Excuse me do you have the expensive shit?" He asked the imp who nodded and left.
"A deal, why would you want to make a deal with me?" Stolas narrowed his eyes.
"Because Stolas I'm gonna be the king of hell and heaven when I'm done." Ethan smirked.
"Preposterous!" Stolas looked at him in disbelief.
"Trust me Stolas I don't lie." Ethan grinned. "I can take Stella out of your hands and keep her from making a mess out of you and keep her from finding out about your little affair."
Stolas froze.
"I know about you and ol' Blitzo." Ethan showed his a picture. "Not really planning on telling so no it's not ****. But tell me Stolas, how long can you hide from Stella, how long until you slip up?"
Stolas was quiet. "Her daughter won't like it."
"Who does your daughter love more?" Ethan asked. "The mother who insults and embarrasses her husband for her own amusement? Or her father, who loves her more then anything in the world?" Ethan questioned.
"... What is your deal Smoke Overlord?" Stolas asked coldly.
"I'll take Stella as my ****, I'll offer her a deal that she won't be able to refuse and I'll use my influence to protect you and your daughter from Stella's family."
Stolas looked at him skeptically. "... What do you want in return?"
"Your daughter to be one of my future brides."
Stolas crushed the glass under his grip.
"Now before you go yelling no, hear me out." Ethan raised his hand. "Stella's family has big players, they're crazy, if I just took Stella, they'll go after your daughter. But if she's my fiance."
"Then they won't be able to touch her." Stolas finished.
"Don't worry I won't take her away, she'll stay with you until she decided to move out or do something else with her life." Ethan assured him.
"... So what do I have to do?"
"Talk to your daughter and you both sign a contract while I talk to Stella and get her to sign a contract." Ethan grinned.
"... Give me time to confirm your claims." Stolla leaned in. "If your lying, I will have your head."
"Sure thing." Ethan smiled and it dropped for a moment. "... Excuse me." Ethan walked off.
Ethan went into one of the empty rooms and checked his hand. He felt the power leaving him.
"Right now you stupid mod?!" Ethan growled and took his phone out. "Gotta get the permanent mod and a transformation modification added to it." Ethan cursed.
"Express delivery to my location... Hell, instance number...." Ethan typed it in and grumbled. "Fuck I'm not going back!" Ethan shifted into his human form and he blinked as his senses came back. "... Shit.."
Now back to being human, he started to get a bit nervous about what he was doing, the demon form was making him greedier and more confident in his own abilities... Which he had to admit... He liked.
But his demon form was starting to go out of control with what he was doing.
But this was hell, it was eat or be eaten.
"Fuck when is this package gonna arrive?!" Ethan cursed as he looked around, he couldn't go out as a human!
"No you can't!" Ethan blinked as he looked at the closest mirror.
"... What the fuck?"
"You don't know? I'm you dumbass! Without restraint and amplifying the negative emotions!" The reflection of himself growled.
"This is fucked up... You did so much shit!" Ethan rubbed his face.
"Because I wanted to leave my mark! I knew it was gonna be temporary so I pushed it so that you needed me!" The reflection of himself spoke.
"... I'll be honest you did a great job, but we can't just conquer hell!" Ethan exclaimed. "We have to go home!"
"We can come back here, just put the time dialation to make it easier." The reflection crossed his arms.
"... Fine, but don't go too crazy, we're still the same person." Ethan sighed.
"Deal! Don't worry, we'll be fine." The reflection grinned.
There was a knock on the door. "Is anyone there?"
"Shit/Shit!" Ethan checked his phone for the time of arrival then there was a small pop!
Ethan turned and saw a drone with a box. Snatching the box, he tore it open and took out the mod syringe.
"I'm coming in." Ethan injected himself.
Octavia entered the room and saw a demon burning a box on the floor, he was stomping on it.
"Just a little something I ordered and well, let's just say it wasn't to my liking." Ethan grinned suavely.
"... Right... What are you doing in my room?"
Ethan blinked and looked around, he was too panicked to notice that he was in her room.
"... I honestly didn't know this was your room I'm sorry."
Octavia crossed her arms and tilted her head. "Who are you?"
Ethan bowed. "Ethan Kenway, the smoke demon."
Octavia's eyes widened. "Your the smoke demon?!"
"Yes I am." Ethan grinned.
"I'm a fan!" She smiled. "I heard that you took down 3 overlords in a day!"
"And 7 gangs but they were small fry." Ethan chuckled. "Glad to see that I have a fan, a cute one as well."
Octavia blushed. "Thank you." She brushed her hair.
"I'll leave now." Ethan made his way to the door.
"Wait, could you tell me more about you?" Octavia asked.
Ethan hummed. "Sure, it'll make up for the burnt spot on the floor." He smiled.
"He's a Prime Worlder?!" Stolas asked into the phone.
Some of the rulers of hell and heaven knew about Prime Worlders to say that one was here and was a demon and taking over was a bit terrifying.
But the deal was sounding a bit sweeter.
His little Via would be safe and by his side... Well not counting when she would leave the mansion...
Stolas groaned and went to his daughter's room. He was about to knock when he heard giggling and...
Stolas slammed the door open and saw Ethan making shadow figures with his hand and Octavia giggling at them, they turned to him. "Dad what are you doing?!" Octavia got up.
"I'm sorry Via, I was just ummm... I need to talk to you." Stolla cleared his throat and blushed in embarrassment.
"About what?" Octavia looked confused.
Ethan realized and got up. "I'll leave you two to talk, I'll be at the party, nice meeting you Octavia." He winked and left.
Octavia blushed and waved. "Bye..." Stolas looked at his daughter shocked.
Ethan made his way to the party and found his target.
Stella was talking to her friends before she noticed her glass was empty. She spotted a demon coming over. "You! I need a refill." She ordered.
The demon blinked and was about to say something but she shoved the glass to his hand. "Refill now."
"... I don't -" But she grabbed the glass and smashed it over his head. "Now I need a new glass." She huffed.
The demon, Ethan blinked... Wow she was a mega bitch, he took the glass shard off his head and took a deep breath. "I don't work here you crazy bitch."
The music stopped cold.
Stella turned to him. "Do you have any idea who I am?" She growled.
Ethan raised an eyebrow. "Do you?" He smirked.
Stolas and Octavia ran into the hall and Stolas paled when he saw Stella glaring at a smirking Ethan.
"Stella! Honey please don't." He tried to stop her but she snapped at him. "SHUT UP, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO CALL ME A BITCH?"
"I didn't call you a bitch." Ethan tilted his head. "I called you a crazy bitch for breaking your glass over my head."
Stolas went white. "Stella... Please."
"Shut up what's your name?!" She demanded.
Ethan smirked. "Ethan Kenway, but you may know me as the smoke demon, Stolas? What's my other offical title? Announce it please." Ethan was enjoying this too much.
Stolas gulped. "... The new King Of Hell."
Stella recoiled as if she's been struck. "You?!"
"Yes Stella me, now how about an apology or better yet, why don't I turn you into a feather duster and call it a day!?" Ethan's eyes glowed red as his veins glowed blue.
"I-i am part of the Goetia family!" She tried to pull rank. Big mistake.
"I'm the mother fucking king of hell! Lucifer feared me enough and knows his place." Ethan took out his phone and dialed.
"Lucy! Who's the new king of hell!" Ethan shouted.
"... You mother fucker!" Lucifer shouted through the phone.
"I didn't hear you!" Ethan grinned like he was winning the lottery.
"... You." With that Lucifer hung up.
"See bitch, I'm the king, so if you want backlash, you better sit down." Ethan grinned.
Everyone looked in fear and awe.
Octavia looked conflicted, that was her mother but Ethan looked hot putting her in her place.
Stolla looked like he was trying to not burst out laughing.
Stella stepped away growling.
"... Party's over!" Ethan announced. "I need to speak to the Goetia family."
People filled out.
Ethan looked at Stolas. "So did you talk?"
"... I'll sign, but remember our agreement." Stolas crossed his arms.
"Of course and Octavia accepted?" Ethan turned to the girl.
"I did, I'm... Well I was shocked but I don't mind." Octavia blushed.
"Great! Now we just have to talk to your soon to be ex wife." Ethan smirked.
"... Is it bad I'm excited for this?" Stolas asked.
"No."
"Disrespecting the king of hell, hitting him with a glass, insulting him." Stolas sighed.
The four of them were in Stolas' office, Stella was sitting next to him, looking very bitchy. Octavia was sitting next to Ethan who looked calm.
"I could have you executed for that you know." Ethan smiled. "But I have a better idea." He placed a contract down, "You will serve me until I see fit to let you go." Ethan told her
"What?! Never!" Stella shrieked.
"Stella it's this or execution..." Stolas informed her.
"Fine!" She took a quill and signed. A collar appeared on her neck.
"... You know I'm supposed to tell you to read the contract." Ethan deadpanned.
"Why should I?" Stella scoffed.
"... Read the contract." Ethan pushed it towards her.
Stella glared and snatched the contract and started reading.
Her eyes widened in shock. Marriage annuled!? Slavery until released by owner!?
"What the fuck!" She shrieked.
"You signed it! Now you must honor it or else you bring shame to your family name." Ethan told her.
Stella growled and was about to scream some more but Ethan snapped his fingers and she was covered in shadows and taken outside.
"... Bye mom." Octavia sighed and rubbed her neck.
"Via I'm so sorry you had to see that." Stolas apologied to his daughter.
"It's alright dad, she hurt and now she won't be able to hurt you again." She hugged Stolas.
Ethan stayed silent as watched.
"Oh right, umm out contract." Stolas pulled away and cleared his throat.
Ethan presented another contract, he gave it to Octavia first and she read it.
"Okay... Okay this is fine." She handed it to her father who read it.
"... This will do." He too the quill and signed, Octavia did the same.
Octavia this time has a bracelet on her wrist. "Huh.. not that bad." Octavia smiled and looked at Ethan. "So..."
Ethan gave her a piece of paper with his number. "Call me." He winked. "I gotta get going." He bowed and turned into shadows.
"... He has my approval but it'll take me time to get used to this." Stolas sighed.
"Don't worry dad, I'll be alright." She hugged him and left the private office.
Stolas then grinned as he went to go find a certain Imp.
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