"You'll have to come with me."

I obliged the worker as I was taken through the store to a back room, where I was seated at a desk and waited until a balding middle-aged man came and sat on the other side of the desk.

"Right, what's the meaning of this?"

"I can explain, my mother and aunt want me to be more open with my body, so I yielded to their pressure and disrobed at home. Then my aunt sent me and my cousin out to get stuff for tea, but my cousin was picked up by her boyfriend before we got here."

"Hmmm, a likely story. I'll need you to call someone to back it up and come down here, however," as he handed me a landline phone.

Thankfully I remembered all three numbers for mum, Susan, and Rian. I didn't know, however, which one to call.