Good food over some revelations

[All characters are 18+]

Turns out Index really got good with the food thanks to what Touma wrote earlier. She's pulled together one of the best meals the unlucky Kamijou had ever eaten - which is saying a lot given it was basically a turkey sandwich with a side of coleslaw. "I admit that not everything from the fire could be cleaned, but at least the oven and stove weren't broken" Index said, munching down the 3rd of her 5 sandwiches - the others had each gotten 2.

"Still as much of a garbage disposal as ever..." Touma sighed at the sight, Index glaring at him as she finished her sandwich. Mikoto looked over at Touma and pulled out a small bag. "Um, I also got these for you, to make up for the damage from the duel earlier..." The red had returned to her face as Kamijou opened it. A new leather wallet and a blue phone. A Gekota one, obviously.

"nice to see your tastes are the same, but i think my phone still-" Touma found his own phone still in his pocket, but damaged beyond usability from the electric discharges from the fight. "Such misfortune... can't believe I didn't expect that." "I could probably try transferring the phone's data over." Misaka offers. "Please do." Touma passes both phones to her before bowing to her, hands pressed together.

"Touma, this evening was weird." Index spoke up, having finished all of her sandwich, Touma having just finished his first. "I suddenly got all this knowledge put in my brain and it was all about cooking and cleaning! It was helpful to know but I think I was targeted by a spell! One I don't know!" The sister looks at Touma, her face suddenly urgent.

"I wouldn't worry about it too much." A voice from the desk spoke up. Othinus was lounging in her hot spice bath in a mug sitting there, enjoying some miniature sandwiches. "This spell is familiar to me after all. An Erokami probably arrived in this phase from another dimension for funzies around our unlucky human~" She said casually, watching 3 different pairs of eyes stare at her in confusion and shock.

Othinus looked over at them, looking smug as she leaned over. She goes on to explain the nature of Erokami, going over them and the basic rules of how their abilities work. By the end of this, all three of them had their jaws dropped.

“H-how do you know all this?!” Touma questioned.

“How do we stop them!?” Index shouted.

“Does that mean I could get a bigger chest!?” Mikoto exclaimed, then immediately regretted it as all eyes were on her. The legendary Railgun sat back down, her face fully red from embarrassment as she covered her face.

“All right, mortals, I’ll answer them in order.” Othinus says, smirking as she reclines in her hot spice bath. She dramatically raises a finger. “First, this isn’t the first time they’ve shown up. When I was a magic god the first time, we noticed when one of them came to play around. We let it go on for a bit, then decided to kick them out and reset the phase to how it was before.” She shifted her position, raising a second finger. “Two, while the Imagine Breaker can destroy the book, the god is here for fun, and they’d likely just drop a second book somewhere else, which would mean even more chaos. And three, yes Mikoto, it can make boobs bigger~.” She grins wider as Misaka starts curling up into a ball.

Touma sighs, Index feeling likewise from the revelations. "Sounds like you've attracted another girl, Touma." Index grumbles. Misaka, meanwhile, suddenly remembers something.

"Sex note? wasn't that the title on that notebook I helped you find?" Touma and Index freeze at that revelation, her angry face intense enough to match his pale, frightened one. The Level Zero reached into his pocket with his left hand and showed the top of the sex note. "Y-yeah, I can-" The work 'explain' never got a chance to be said as both of the girls at the table leapt at him - Index for his head to bite and Misaka for the note, the result of the chaos is that the book went flying, bouncing off the window and onto the desk.

"Misaka, Save me!" Touma yelled, compelling Mikoto to stop her pursuit of the Sex Note to try and help Touma from Index's wrath, the Silver Sister's teeth clamped onto Touma's skull. She tried to generate some electricity, before realizing she can't cause that would shock Touma as well. So, she climbed out from the chaos and tried pulling the nun off of him. Having no success with the legs, she eventually managed to find the most effective place to grab for leverage - the breasts. This resulted in a tug-of-war of sorts, Index holding fast in spite of the sensitivity of the groping and tugging on her chest. It took several minutes to dislodge Index, by which point Touma was bleeding from the bite, requiring the two girls to try and bandage him.

It turns out Othinus had ended up being the one to get the book in the end. She wrote several rules down to help calm the situation down.

Only Kamijou Touma and Othinus can touch or use the Sex note, unless they give permission to others

Neither Misaka Mikoto nor Index can intentionally hurt Touma.

Misaka Mikoto and Index will calm down about the Sex Note until the next morning. Neither of them can reveal the existence of the sex note to others, except with permission for a specific person from Kamijou Touma or Othinus.

Once those rules were written (and the unlucky Kamijou was bandaged properly, the diminutive magic god advised that they table the discussion for the evening and discuss it tomorrow. The girls begrudgingly agreed, though Misaka was partially persuaded by the fact that Kuroko had just texted her that curfew was coming up, and she needed to check back in at the dorms. After she left, Index got the exhausted Touma into the bed, then moved in to sleep next to them.

After a few hours into the night, Othinus looked out the window. "So, Erokami, Enjoy the show?"

Ria grins, her naked floating form flying through the window as she opens it. "It was entertaining, and informative. I had no idea I came so close to losing the Sex Note right out of the gate. But, does he usually get so injured?" She looks over their sleeping forms, a look of concern over her face.

"oh, that's nothing, this Human has been sent to the hospital with much worse injuries than this. The number of times is beyond counting, either caused by his desire to save others or by his own poor luck." Othinus shrugs, shrugging as she sits on the sex note. Ria looks surprised by that. "Oh but don't worry, he always survives, no matter how bad it gets. And I must say, you did find a perfect subject for making a harem this time - he's got scores of girls attracted to him, or thousands depending on how you count them."

Ria goes wide eyed in surprise. "Really~?" She was already getting excited at the prospect of that, but a thought entered her head. "But how do we keep him from destroying the book accidently? I don't have an unlimited supply here, just the two..."

"Leave that to me." Othinus says, grinning. "I have a few ideas on how to try and handle that. Let's just say, I have plans for that, and more. Tomorrow's the weekend, so we have plenty of opportunities for fun~"

The former magic god and sex god chuckled together as the night went on....