Say something to defend myself!

"Hey! It's cold in here..." I said trying to defend myself.

"Yeah, right, I'm sweating like a pig in here and you're claiming that you're cold?" She giggled and then added, "Nah bro, I think you're just really, really tiny."

She wiggled her pinky as I looked at the floor. Utterly humiliated at this athletic naked woman calling me out for my small manhood. I knew she was right, I was pretty small at about 3.5 inches hard and I was currently a flaccid one-incher.

"Well?"

"Well, what?" I asked as she looked at me impatiently.

"Are you going to just stand there hiding your micro dick or are you gonna do your laundry?" She said, pointing to a vacant washer next to hers.

"I...uh...well, I was hoping you'd leave the room so I could do it."

"Not a chance, little man. You saw me naked, so I'm going to watch you do your laundry in your little birthday suit."

I shivered as I hid my penis from her view. "Tell you what, small-fry. I'll uncover myself and let you look at me if you uncover your little weenie and leave it uncovered until your laundry is done, deal?"