Police

As Arnold walked down the street handcuffed naked, he eventually saw blue flashing lights pull up to him and two female cops came out of the cruiser. “Hey,” one of them called out. “You can’t be walking around naked!”

Arnold stopped and they both got a good look at his naked penis. One was older about his mom’s age, but the other was younger more like his sister’s age. The younger one snickered as she saw the little penis.

“Come on, we have to bring you into the station. It looks like you’re already under arrest anyways,” the older woman said.

The younger one grabbed him by the arms and pulled him into the cruiser. So Arnold was **** to ride down the station. “You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law…” the younger one started reciting as they drove to the station.

Arnold’s chest was beating quickly. Finally he was pulled out of the car and into the police station. To his surprise it was a mostly female station as there were almost no male cops present. “Alright, how old are you?” The younger one asked as she brought him into a room with just the three of them.

Arnold gulped. “18,” Arnold said.

“Were you drinking at all tonight?” The older one asked.

“No,” Arnold said.

“Why were you naked?” the younger one asked.

“My… my date did it to me,” he said.

“Are you sure?” The older one asked.

Arnold thought back. That’s when he realized it was really he who stripped himself. “Well… I stripped naked. But she kicked me out…”

“Did she?” The younger one asked.

Arnold thought again. Technically the male bouncer did. “Well… the bouncer did…” Arnold said.

“So you’re a male stripper who decided to walk out naked and wander the street showing off your small penis?” the younger one said.

Arnold gulped as he saw her writing all of it down and even underlined small.

“I… yes… but I’m not a stripper,” Arnold said.

“You’re male and you stripped naked and danced in a strip club,” the younger one said. “What part of that doesn’t make you a male stripper?”

Arnold sighed. “You got me there.”

“Do you know why you’re here?” The older one asked.

“Uh… indecent exposure?” Arnold asked.

“Oh, so you’re aware of the law,” the younger one said. “But you broke it anyways?”

Arnold gulped.

“What you do within your little strip club is your business,” the older one said. “But as soon as you bring it to the public streets, that’s when it becomes indecent exposure unless you have a permit. Do you have a permit to be walking around naked?”

“N-no…” Arnold said.

“Alright even though you are an adult, we have to call your parents since you’re under 21. What is your parents’ phone number?” the older one asked.

Arnold gulped as he gave her a phone number.