In disbelief, but otherwise surprisingly well

Marylin looked confused. She looked at John and back at Erica. Marylin was a lot of things. Beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, sexy, nice, pretty much every synonym for attractive you could think of. She was also a bit dense. While she wasn't an idiot by any means, it usually takes a bit for her to catch on to certain things.

This is probably the only reason it took her much longer to come to the same conclusion as Erica and all the bystanders currently laughing at John did. That this little prepubescent boy was actually a fully grown adult with a tiny little dick.

Even when she finally caught on to the joke, she still was in disbelief. How could he be 18? He's hairless from the neck down. His dick looks like it should be wrapped in a diaper. Yet, he's old enough to vote!

John meanwhile was both utterly humiliated and in ecstasy. So many laughing women. His ex-girlfriend laughing the hardest as she got out her phone to film her loser ex-boyfriend. His little nub oozing pre-cum onto the floor, leaving a little puddle of the stuff by now.

She narrated as she filmed his humiliation,"Found my ex-boyfriend here naked at the water park I work it. Take a wild guess why he's my ex."

She then flipped the phone to selfie mode and wiggled her pinky. "He was a real dick to me despite not having much of one! Smile for the camera John Doe! Maybe you'll think twice about stripping someone at the pool, you worthless little prick!"

Many of the spectators also filmed his humiliation. Causing his nub to twitch with each giggle and camera flash. But then Marylin did something unexpected. She stood in front of John and blocked all the videos and pictures. "All right everyone, the shows over. Get lost or I'll have security escort all of you from the park!"

Most of the spectators complied. They got their fill of this little guy's humiliation. But Erica was not satisfied. "What the hell, Marylin? Why are you siding with this pinky-dicked loser here? "

"I'm not a fan of what he did to you, but he said he was sorry ok? Besides, the poor guy looks humiliated enough. Come on, John."

"Bullshit, he's enjoying this! That thing is leaking pre-cum all over the floor."

As Marylin lead him away from his ex-girlfriend, she screamed after them both, "I'M SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT! YOUR TINY DICK WILL BE EVERYWHERE!"

This of course made his tiny dick almost burst with the thought of his dick going viral. Once he and Marylin were alone once more. She turned to him and said, "You lied to me John. What do you have to say for yourself?"