Long Time No See

“Jody I can’t” Debbi asserted.

“Really No-E? This old song and dance again?” Jody groaned.

“I could get fired!” Debbi cried.

“Would that be so bad? Besides you’re not getting fired, Jeff is 100% on board.” Jody replied.

“I work with these people, I just can’t.” Debbi emphatically. Jody’s brilliant location choice for video number two was right in Debbi’s very own office building, a place where Debbi had experienced numerous wardrobe malfunctions, but the thought of willfully strutting around naked here, and in front of her coworkers? It was just too much for Debbi.

But Jody continued to make her case “Like they haven’t seen one of your specials by now? Besides, the way I hear it, you were flashing these people all the time long before you were Miz No-E?” Debbi could sense she wasn’t going to win this argument, like so many times before she would just have to buckle down and get this over with.

Her outfit for this video was simple, a suit jacket, high heels, and not a stitch more. With the vocals once again prerecorded, Debbi’s only job was to lip-sync and work the room. Her coworkers were instructed to pretend to work, act as though all was normal, going about their business will the nearly naked Debbi strut around the room, climbing on desks and shaking her ass. Stew was not alone in finding this task extraordinarily difficult, pretending to work while Debbi flashed her charms all over the office, but if they pulled this off they’d have the finished product to watch back over and over to their heart's content.

Debbi did her best to stay in time with the lyrics:

“Yo, it's Miz No-E, the naked rap queen

Used to be Debbi, but now I'm obscene

Performing for my old employees, they can't believe

The boss they used to fear is now letting it all hang free

I'm Miz No-E, the naked rap star

Giving my old employees a show they won't forget

I used to be their boss, now they get to see it all

I'm shaking my naked ass and having a ball

They used to wonder what I looked like underneath

Now they're getting a front row seat

Some of them never liked me, but now they're cheering

Watching me twerk and grind, they're all leering

I'm not ashamed of my body, I'm proud to be me

Showing off everything, completely carefree

I used to wear suits and act all uptight

Now I'm on stage, naked and shining bright

So come on, let's celebrate, let's have some fun

I'm Miz No-E, and I'm just getting started, hun

I'm a naked rap artist, and I'm here to stay

So get ready to watch me twerk my cares away!”

When the song finished Simon was the first to break the silence “Wow, boss, I never knew you were soooooo…. talented.” Debbi had never been so crimson with embarrassment.