Not quite right...

Lauren crossed her hands over her embarrassing underwear, hunching over. She was wearing nothing but a tank top and whitey tighties in the public park, with Dennis, Kyle and Britney all looking at her! They were all snickering, even Dennis. She just looked so absurd, in these ill fitting boy's underwear, bare legs exposed, covering in embarrassment with rosy red cheeks.

"Hmm..." Kyle said. "She kind of pulls it off, but I think the hair kind of gives away the game."

It was true. Lauren's shoulder length brunette hair gave made it pretty clear she wasn't a boy.

"Hmm..." Britney said. "Here!"

She then plucked the hat off Dennis's head. Britney grabbed Lauren's hair, piled it on top of her head and slid Dennis's hat on. It was too big for her, which made it perfect to hide her hair, and add to the general immaturity of Lauren's look.

"There!" Briteny said gleefully. "Now she looks like a boy!"

"I do not!" Lauren said, stomping her foot in anger. They couldn't make her look like a boy, she was a 20 year old woman! The idea was absurd on its face!

"Oh yeah? Let me prove it..." Britney said.