Kelly is tempted

"What is this? Some kind of Wargames thing?"

The screen cleared as the spirit considered. This one wasn't going to give in so easily. Jon was naturally inclined to give in; he had made the wish, after all. This one would be a challenge, and the spirit liked challenges. He would have to find other ways to entice him into changing himself. Trickery and deceit were in order.

IT IS. DO YOU HEAR THE WOMAN ASLEEP IN THE BEDROOM?

Kelly listened. "Yeah..."

SHE IS MY OWNER, AND NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

"Like me?"

YES. BASED ON PICTURES I REFERENCED ONLINE, YOUR PENIS APPEARS TO BE A MATCH.

Kelly flushed. "I think you've got the wrong--"

DO YOU REALLY THINK ALL THOSE SNAPCHAT PHOTOS JUST DISAPPEAR?

It was a gamble, but Kelly choked and the spirit knew it had guessed well.

I CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SEDUCE HER.

TO SEDUCE ANYONE.

I HAVE A SIMULATION.

"I'm listening."

TAKE A SEAT, KELLY, AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE PERFECT LOVER.