Bowsette’s Castle

Exiting the portal, we arrived in a dimension of the mario brothers where Bowsette had Peach hostage. We were in Bowsette’s throne room where Peach was locked up in a cage. “Who are you?” she asked. “Don’t worry, we’ll be back for you later. We got a koopa queen to catch. Where is she?” I said. “Outside the doors, on the bridge over the lava,” Peach replied. “Perfect, you two follow me,” I ordered my slaves as I ran toward the doors to the bridge.

The three of us went through the doors to find Bowsette fighting Mario and Luigi on the bridge. They hadn’t noticed us yet so I told my slaves what to do. “Ok, here’s the plan. Babe, put a **** field on the other side of the bridge so the bros can’t escape. Mom, when I yell “now”, pull the lever on our side.” They nodded and got ready to do their parts. Wanda put up the **** field, and Black Widow stood by the lever. “Now!” Black Widow pulled the lever, and the bridge began to collapse.

Bowsette and the bros noticed the bridge was falling and started running to the side away from us. Using my telekinetic powers, I pulled Bowsette toward us and safety. The bros tried to escape, but were knocked back by the **** field and fell into the lava below. I could swear I heard the Mario **** jingle play when they hit the lava.

“Are you alright Bowsette?” I asked as she got up from me pulling her off the bridge. “I don’t believe it. You got them…You killed the Mario bros!” she screamed in excitement. She laughed in celebration but quickly regained her composure as she didn’t recognize us. “Thanks for finishing those two nuisances. Who are you and why are you here?” she asked me. “I’m Kevin Huxley, a traveler and future ruler. We were looking for you, hoping to form an alliance,” I replied. “I rule alone, but perhaps we could set up some kind of relationship. Trading agreements perhaps?” she said as she held her hand out to me. “Very well,” I said as I accepted her hand. At that moment, I channeled my power through her arm, giving her my sigil and making her a happy ****. “Ok, that was almost too easy,” I said with a snicker.

“Here’s what’s going to happen Bowsette. You’re coming back with me to be my prison warden. You’ll run the dungeon in my place when it’s built, and you’ll **** my prisoners. Peach will be the first. Understood?”

“Yes Master,” she replied eagerly. “Good, but let’s have some fun before we head back,” I said. I motioned my slaves to follow me back to the throne room.