The Education of Penny: Hitting the Shower

"Woah!" Exclaimed Ruby. "This place really is huge!" She immediately started zipping around checking it out.

Blake shook her head and sat Penny down on a bench. The poor girl was still snapping out of her information overload shock from Ruby explaining several of the different ways a girl could get a guy off to her in graphic detail while speculating what ones might be performed on, and enjoyed by, Walt as their for example subject. She was pretty sure Penny's mind had shutdown early on and she wouldn't retain a fraction of the information.

Well that was Ruby. She'd come a long way from when they'd first started to learn these things. Ruby herself had been such an innocent that Blake had worried about her. But once Ruby's innocence was past her fun and playful nature let her take to adult and sexy things with zeal. They'd been in this world quite some time now and Blake was willing to bet Ruby had surpassed most of them by now in experience, even her sister.

*Though she still act like a hyper child*, she thought watching her zipping around the bathroom, pushing every button, turning every faucet and checking if the shower had an echo. *Ruby will must likely always be Ruby no matter the situation. Speaking of-* "Ruby, what are you doing now?"

Ruby was bent over in the shower checking around. "Searching for evidence!" She inspected the toiletries, tiles, even the drain. "You know I might have been wrong..."

"About?", asked Blake as she began to get ready for the shower. She noticed three towels and robes and sets of slippers and toothbrushes already laid out for them. Walt must have taken them out of the closet. Blake smiled at the thoughtfulness.

Ruby came back with a look on her face somewhere between disappointed and frustrated. "I don't think he was beating his meat after all or if he did I don't think he finished. Can't find a trace of yogurt, Mama Mia."

Blake rolled her eye's. "Have you been watching CSI: Marioland again? Let it go and get ready so you can help me with Penny since you're the one who broke her."

"She'll be fine," said Ruby looking over at Penny,"...probably? I mean she's not repeating herself anymore at least." Ruby started to join Blake in getting ready. "Anyway it's weird though, right? Why would he intentionally blueball himself? I mean who lays out that kind of money to do that? And Penny's with him. What if I was totally wrong and he's a weirdo?!"

Blake sighed. Ruby just wasn't going to let it go. Maybe she'd acclimated to her job too well. "Not everything is about sex, remember? And granted we didn't need to know 'everything' but Penny told us their story or at least her side of it. Plus you just investigated the bathroom. Didn't you see the other clues?"

"Huh?" Ruby glanced around the bathroom again and noticed the things Blake already had and smiled. "Awww... you're right. He's a sweetheart. That's unexpectedly cute. Ok, so he's still odd but sweet. What are you thinking? Lack of confidence?"

Blake shook her head. "No. I don't think that's it at all and I doubt it's a lack of experience either."

"Lack of libido?"

Blake remembered the way he'd watched her and shivered. "No. I'm sure that's not it."

They both looked at each other and hummed.

"...at that age..." "...looking like that...""...experienced...""...passionate...""...considerate...""...unattached..."

They looked at each other again their brain's thinking a long the same deductive track. Blake nodded. "The most likely answers are divorced..."

"...not terribly likely." Said Ruby" he's definitely a catch and the things you pointed out means he probably was "wife trained" once. Who'd go through the effort of training a champion but then ditch the stud? It's possible but they'd have to be more than a bit crazy..."

"...right," said Blake ",which leaves bachelor..."

"...which is even less likely from the evidence and conclusions we've previously made..."

"... which leaves widower."

Ruby shook her head. She immediately thought of her father Taiyang. "...that's so sad..."

Blake nodded but said,"Not everyone gets a happy ending to their stories, Ruby. You know that."

"I know but..." She looked at Penny. "She deserves one. And she should get one!" She turned to Blake. "And if we're right about him he deserves a second chance at one too! And maybe Penny can be his happy ending!" Ruby thinks about what she said and grins. "That's it Penny can give him a 'happy ending'!"

"Wait," said Blake realising Ruby was talking in euphemisms again. "What? Hold on. Don't get carried awa-"

It was too late Ruby was fired up! "I'm a wiz at happy endings!" Ruby declared as she puffed out her chest with pride! "You know how good I am with my hands," she smirked nudging Blake with her elbow. "We already went over the basics. I'll teach Penny everything I know and she'll get her happy ending by becoming a 'happy ending' machine-er, scratch that she's a person- by becoming a 'happy ending' master!"

Blake sunk her head into her hands,"Ruby, she's just starting to recover from-"

Ruby was shaking Penny gently. "Penny! Penny wake up!"

Penny's eyes fluttered. "Ruby? Are we in the bathroom? What happened?"

Ruby already started to help her friend disrobe. "We are. We're going to take a shower and-" Ruby grinned. "Penny you have such a nice body now-" She shook her head. "No. That'll be helpful later but don't get distracted right now, Ruby Rose! You've got a mission!" Clothes flew about the room and she started to lead her friend into the massive shower. "We're going to get you clean while getting you nice and dirty!"

Penny interjected, "that statement doesn't make sense."

"Sure it does! We just have to expand your horizons. You'll see! Now we covered the basics of male masturbation and handjobs but there's SO many things to do and fun ways to play with a guys junk!"

Blake heard the shower start and Penny ask,"why would I be playing with a mans old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value?"

"His cock!"

"What do roosters have to do with this?"

"Schlong! Tallywacker! Twig and giggle berries!"

Blake sighed. *Here we go again* she thought as he finished preparing knowing she had to get in there and help minimize the damage. It wouldn't do to overload the poor dear again. *It could be worse. At least Yang and Nora aren't here. That happened once which is why there's now a rule forbidding the three of them working the same shifts. Nobody wants that to happen again... except for Ruby, Yang and Nora, that is. It's also thanks to them there's a limit on how many RWBY ladies are allowed to work at once, day or night.*

"Blake? Are you getting in here? I want to show Penny a few techniques but it's hard without a stand in for demonstration purposes. Also grab something you can use to substitute for a weiner?"

"Why would she need a substitute hotdog? If you're actually hungry Ruby I'm sure you can get something after we shower."

Blake sighed muttering, "this is my life now." She turned to the shower and shouted, "Coming!"