Lauren ticks Carrie off

"Trust me, Ram-Bimbo!" Lauren spat in annoyance, unintentionally getting the attention of most of the party members. "Stealing your man is the absolute last thing on my mind!"

"Really?" Carrie asked sarcastically as she folded her arms over her chest. "So do you always walk up to guys completely naked?"

"Look, I'll be out of both of your hair just as soon as the nerdy loser here does something for me real quick." Lauren groaned.

"Dennis, what did this bitch ask you to do?"

"She wanted me to touch her boobs." Dennis replied as Carrie let out a loud growl and glared down the naked woman.

"The last thing on your mind, huh?!" Carrie spat, grinding her teeth.

"Look, it's not what you think!" Lauren said defensively, starting to feel a little uneasy about the angry larger woman in front of her. "Dennis isn't even my type, anyway! He's just a nerdy dweeb of a loser with an inchworm between his legs! I wouldn't want him if he was -"

"So now you're saying that you're too good for him, you freaking harlot?!" Carrie screamed, now getting the attention of pretty much the entire beach party.

"Yes! I mean, 'No'! I mean..."

"Look, Lauren, maybe you should bother someone else." Dennis suggested, trying not to draw anymore attention to them.

"Wait. That's Lauren?!" Carrie asked in shock, narrowing her eyes at the shorter woman. "That's the bitch who broke your heart and then laughed at you the hardest when those bullies threw you naked into the girl's locker room?!"

"See, what happened was -"

"Listen good, Bitch!" Carrie interrupted with a growl, jabbing a finger into Lauren's paunch as she stared into the latter's eyes. "Dennis is the sweetest, most sensitive, most wonderful man I have ever had the pleasure of being with! I will not tolerate anyone, let alone some nudist floosy, talking crap about him! Sure he's what most people would consider a nerd, but so what?! I happen to think nerds are hot! And that 'inchworm' as you called it? I'm proud to admit that I go to heaven every time I'm riding it!"

"I did not need to know that!" Lauren groaned, not believing that a fat, nerdy loser like Dennis got laid before she did. Lauren then let out a yelp as Carrie snarled at her like a rabid dog.

"Carrie." Dennis said as he placed a hand on his girlfriend's shoulder, "Let's just go. It's not worth it."

Carrie continued to glare down Lauren for a few more seconds before letting out a sigh. "You're right, Snuggle Bear." She said, wrapping an arm around her boyfriend as they turned to walk away. "Let's leave the lard ass to wallow in her desperation and go somewhere else."

Lauren balked at that last jab, letting out an angry growl of her own. "Really?!" She barked, "You're calling me the lard ass when you're the one who's dating Moby Dick?!"

A few party goers let out a series of 'Ooh's as Carrie froze mid step. "What. Was..." The taller woman snarled before spinning around on her heel and revealing her red infuriated face, giving Lauren a glare that could kill. "THAT?!"

"Uh..." Lauren squeaked, her face going white as a sheet. Before she even had time to explain, Carrie marched over to Lauren and grabbed her by the hair, causing the shorter woman to yelp.

"So you want someone to touch your breasts, huh?!" Carrie asked, a venomous rage lacing her voice as she stared into Lauren's eyes. "Well, I'll gladly do it as I turn that fat ass of yours black and blue!"