Mirko Vs

The group got into the spectators box and took their seats, Rebecca got on Ethan lap with a small sigh of contentment while Yor looked on with envy but sat right by his side.

Victor sat left to Ethan with Caulifla sitting beside him.

"So who will she be fighting?" Ethan asked Victor.

"Remember Red Vs Blue?" Victor looked at Ethan who's eyes widened.

"Is it really that idiot?" Ethan asked, who else would be a literal punching bag.

Mirko stretched as she stood in the middle of the arena, her new outfit was comfy, she wasn't a big fan of the black but it was fine.

"Wonder who I'm fighting." She muttered.

Soon a Halo Spartan wearing blue armour came up into the arena, she saw this before when Harley was playing Halo, they were strong.

"Oh you have bunny ears! Can I pet them?" The Spartan asked.

"... No." Mirko narrowed her eyes.

"Oh... Well I'm Caboose, I was told that I'd get cookies if I played tag with you." Caboose said.

Was this guy a moron?

"You can start Mirko." A guy spoke over the speaker.

Mirko immediately sprang towards him but Caboose dodged. She tried again, he kept dodging!

Deciding to change tactics, she ran towards him and jumped high, she tried to roundhouse kick the Spartan but he simply moved out of the way again.

"Fight back!" Mirko growled.

“I can’t do crack! Church said it will kill the few braincells I have left, but I don’t know what he means” Caboose exclaimed

That made her pause "... What?"

"I don't get it either." Caboose rubbed his head. "What's a brain cell?"

"Are you an idiot?" Mirko looked annoyed.

"I've been told that... I don't even know what it means." The Spartan spoke.

"It means your stupid!" Mirko was getting even more annoyed, how was this her test?!

The speakers turned on. "Caboose, remember that offer of cookies? Well I'm gonna double it if you beat her."

Mirko looked up. Seriously?!

Yor looked at Ethan as Ethan was rubbing Rebecca's back. "Is this really the test?"

"Oh don't count out Caboose, he took out an army because they destroyed his pet triceratops." Victor smirked.

"... Why did he have a triceratops?" Ethan asked frowning.

"They had to entertain him." Victor shrugged.

Back in the arena Mirko jumped away from Caboose slamming down right where she was aa second ago. "COOOKIEES!!"

"The hell?!" Mirko looked shocked but as she landed, she dodged a charging Caboose. "Finally a fight!" She grinned as she launched towards him with a flying kick.

"... What happens if she knocks out Caboose?" Ethan asked.

"Oh she gets mid dragon Tier, you only get to the top of dragon if you work your way up." Victor explained. "The long lasting champion of the dragon tier was a Miss Piggy."

Rebecca frowned. "From the Muppets?" She asked and put Ethan's hand on her head, wanting to be pampered.

"Yup, trust me, that pig could have been god tier if she was modded, but she denied and only wanted her Kermit." Victor explained.

"... Where is she now?" Ethan asked frowning.

"Last I heard, she had her own house on the moon." Victor took a sip of his whisky.

"Wow." Ethan nodded and looked back at the fight.

"STOP TRYING TO PET MY EARS!" Mirko raged as Caboose was looking a his broken arm.

"Huh... Mama always told me I was a one armed army." Caboose looked off in the distance.

"What the hell does that even mean!?" Reaching her limit, she put everything into her last attack. "LUNAR ARC!" She axe kicked Caboose and the Spartan collapsed onto the ground.

Breathing heavily she shook her head and looked at the Spartan, her expression turned into worry as she walked over and tried to help him up.

"Mhmmm mom no not the peanut butter..." Caboose mumbled. Mirko immediately dropped the idiot.

Yup he was fine.

She looked up at the giant screen and it showed her placement, she was in 40th?! The fuck!?

Mirko took a look at the other combatants and saw wins and losses next to the names, she had none.

Going back to the locker rooms she found her master with her fellow harem sisters.

... Geez she still wasn't used to that, but Ethan wasn't a jerk... That's a plus.

Ethan grinned and hugged her. "You did great." She blushed but hugged him back. "Thanks... So why am I on 40?" She demanded while tapping her foot impatiently.

"That's the highest you can go, Caboose is a tough bastard, trust me... But if you wanna go higher, you gotta win against other combatants, meaning you got in, so now we wait for the next tournament." Victor explained as he walked up to them.

"Alright!" Mirko grinned savagely. "I can't wait to beat the shit out of other people."

"Will Caboose be alright?" Yor asked. "His arm was broken.."

"He tried to pet my ears, no one does that." Mirko growled but when she saw Ethan looking at her she looked away huffing. "Except for you..."

That got him to smile and pulled her close to him.

"So what's the prize for the dragon tier this time?" Ethan asked Victor.

"Not sure, you can check online when they actually post it." Victor smiled. "Anyway, I gotta get going, see you later E." Victor walked away with Caulifla waiting for him.

"So what's next Ethan?" Mirko crossed her arms.

"Next is you training, Yor, Nejire, Jenny and Sakura can help." Ethan told her as they walked to the elevator.

"Pinkie?" Mirko raised an eyebrow. "What can she do?" She did spar with Kushina, great fighter.

"Sakura is the best medic and has insane strength... I need to invest in a training ground." Ethan sighed as Rebecca got on his back. "Carry me!"

Rolling his eyes, he did.

Getting into the car, he got a call.