$10000

This must be some kind of joke. You’ve heard of these kinds of things from movies, and have even seen a few of these in some porn that you’ve watched. But you never thought they were real, or that you would ever see one in real life.

“Just give the paper back with nothing on it,” Your rational side whispers. Against your better judgment, you decide to be a smartass.

$10000.

Before you can even think, you poke the note and pen back through the hole they must have originated.

You sit there, immediately regretting your decision to play along when you are jolted back to attention by a knocking on the door.