Lauren wants beer

Lauren's ears burned. It seemed like everyone was openly laughing, talking about her butt or taking pictures of her nudity. Some were doing all three. She could only hide her breasts and crotch, every other inch of her bare body was exposed and there was no way to face that didn't point her ass at someone. She hunched, burning with embarrassment.

Unable to just stand there getting mocked, Lauren moved over towards the keg.

"Give me a beer." She asked. If she had to be here, she might as well have some **** to help her through it.

"Uh... no." The guy at the keg said, looking Lauren over.

"What? But why?!" Lauren asked, exasperated.

"Well, you're not old enough." He said.

"Are you kidding? We're in Anthropology together! At college!" Lauren pointed out. "We're the same age!"

"Yeah, but just look at you!" He said, gesturing at her nearly entirely exposed body. "If a cop showed up, they'd never believe you should have a beer!"

Lauren fumed, utterly humiliated. She didn't look like that... did she?