Shailene joins the attraction

Before Shailene could react, the pirate took her naked form and dragged her into a room.

"Aaaaah!" she screamed as she was left in a dark room.

Shailene couldn't see at all. The only light source seemed to be coming from a strange, swirling spiral on the roof.

As Shailene tried to escape, she found she couldn't. She felt drawn to the spiral. Felt it calling her name...enslaving her...

After a while, the owners of the park came into the room to see the naked, hypnotized Shailene.

"Our celebrity capture system worked perfectly," one said. "Now we will condition Miss Woodley..."

Three days later...

"Dude!" a college aged boy called to his friends as they stood in line for the pirate ride.

Shailene was now standing on a pedestal in a sexy pirate outfit, one hand on her hip, the other holding a sword, with a flirtatious wink on her face.

"Is that an animatronic?" one friend asked. "It looks so lifelike."

"It reminds me of that actress who disappeared three days ago," said another. "She acted in those Divergent movies. What was her name?"

"Shailene Woodley," said the first friend.

"Oh yeah. Maybe they got her to ve a model for it or something?"

As they inspected what they thought to be an animatronic, they noticed a sign next to it.

Press the wench's belly button to hear a phrase! Yar har ho!

Their curiosity peaked, one of them pressed Shailene's belly button.

"Ahoy mateys!" Shailene said, maintaining her wink as she spoke. "I be Captain Poundapussy! Prepare to engage in swordplay! And I don't mean the kind yer thinkin' of!"

The boys laughed at this as they payed for their rides, not knowing that the same 'animatronic' now stationed at the entrance was the real Shailene Woodley, having been conditioned to think she was an animatronic, part of the attraction, with no memory of her previous life as an actress.

The first celebrity victim of Pleasure Park...