Kyle says no!

"Britney's right." Kyle said as Lauren's jaw dropped. "I bought you an outfit yesterday, and you lost it. I'm not just going to keep buying you clothes to 'mysteriously' lose.

"But... I'm naked!" Lauren moaned.

"Right, and everyone's seen everything, so just relax! Enjoy the party!"

To Lauren's utter horror, Kyle turned away, following Britney back to the keg for more beer. This left Lauren alone and butt naked on the beach, utterly surrounded by her bikini clad, laughing peers...