Lacey has to show her butt

Lacey tripped and fell butt-first into a wet area of the sidewalk. It was surprisingly warm, and had a very unpleasant odor.

"Gross," Lacey tried to wipe it with her hands, only spreading the smell to her fingers.

The Uber arrived, and Lacey's butt was still too wet to get on the nice seats. So, sighing, she explained the situation to the driver, and wanting to be polite decided to kneel backwards onto the seat, facing back while mooning the driver and anyone looking by. This was embarrassing enough, but the driver was more worried about getting pulled over since Lacey didn't have her seatbelt on.

Eventually, the Uber pulled in front of a two-flat made of yellow brick with a semi-hexagonal bay and a green sloping "fake roof" on its cornice. Joanne called Miss Walkowicz from the Uber and exited to get their luggage. Lacey thanked the Uber driver.

"Again, thank you so much for the ride; sorry about the seat situation, let me ask my Mom if she has any money to tip you,"

"Not at all, I see you've been through a lot," said the gentleman with a coprophagic grin.

Lacey faked a smile and chuckle, and got her bag. Mother and daughter waited outside in the cold for a bit before a middle-aged lady with short gray hair and glasses walked out.