A winding hallway to the catacombs

You heard that if you go through the back of the confession booth there's a stairway to the catacombs, but the main entrance is through a gold-leafed hallway past the priest's office. You've never been in there, but it doesn't seem like a good idea to start questioning him.

You're still naked, and tired. Still, you've seen what other alternate universes exist on the internet and you're hoping to get purified in this here chapel of sacredness.