NYMPHOMANIAC U

"Welcome to NU, my name is Kaley and I'll be your Professor for this course, today we'll be learning how to land a man AND KEEP HIM...YOU" pointing at one of the students "please stand up Miss"?...."Gomez Selena Gomez Miss Cuoco", "why are you attending Nymphomaniac U Selena...what are you hoping to get out of this course", "well I'm kind of a nerd...A GEEK I mean look at me, dorky glasses...frumpy granny clothes...knotted ratty looking hair, I want to look and be like you confident, beautiful, self-reliant, and assertive sure of myself and what I want": Kaley walks up to the brunette dork, taking her glasses off letting her hair down from its bun, "hey I can't see without those" "GET CONTACTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE AN OLD MAID, WHAT ELSE CLASS", "A HAIRCUT & STYLE", "SEXIER CLOTHES", "SHE NEEDS TO SHOW SOME SKIN...STOMACH, LEGS, BREASTS AND CLEAVAGE" come the replies. Selena returns the next day having bought contacts, applied makeup (lipstick, eye shadow, blush, and rouge) wearing new clothes, AND sporting a new hairstyle…it is feathered and shoulder length with highlights, as soon as she walks in the room all eyes are on her…she likes the feeling...being the center of attention turning heads, “you must be a new student welcome to NU”; “No I was here yesterday, Professor Cuoco called on me…SELENA, SELENA GOMEZ”, ratty hair, dorky glasses, frumpy granny clothes…I WENT FROM GEEK TO GLAMOROUS IN ONE DAY, IF I CAN DO IT SO CAN THE REST OF YOU” she says all excited.