wedgie noticed

Meanwhile Natalie had shuffled off, trying to undo her wedgie. Everyone was already scoping her out, so they saw her picking at the back of her bikini.

"Having troubles there?"

"It's because her fat ass is eating her bikini!"

"Man that's a lot of cottage cheese!"

Natalie was blushing furiously. Okay, she had the slightest amount of cellulite, but she wasn't planning to show off her butt to everyone! Why was everyone so mean?

Finally she'd freed the bikini from up her buttcrack. She breathed a sigh of relief, and could stop shamefully pawing at her own ass, drawing even more attention to herself! She turned back to Mark, only to see him chatting with Beth! That bitch had dressed her like a harlot, and now was moving in on her guy! Natalie had to do something to redeem this awful day!