The Yakult Lady

"You've made me curious about the Yakult Lady, so I'm going to pick her."

Upon hearing your choice, Inoue took out a small tablet and entered something on it before handing it to you. "Her name is Haruka Yagami,"

You read through the information on her before looking at Inoue incredulously. "Hey, are you sure she's just a Yakult lady? She has a double Master's in Economy and Science from an American University! Did you get her info and someone else's mixed up?"

"Many people more qualified than her ended up in weirder circumstances, and I assure you, we have triple-checked."

"Okay, so what's the plan?"

"Yobai,"

"Night crawling?" you said as you recalled what you knew about the ancient practice. If that was the case, you were supposed to enter the woman's house, made your way to the room and then made your intention to bed her known. If the lady consented, you get lucky. Then you realize something was wrong with the idea. "Inoue, this is a city in a modern time. I don't think I can simply slip into a house or an apartment without having the police sicced on me."

"Oh, that wouldn't be a problem, since she lives here."

You find yourself gobsmacked by the revelation "Wait, are you saying this Haruka Yagami lives here?! She works here?"

"No. As I said earlier, she sells Yakult, and other stuff,"

"But she stays here?"

"Yes, to be exact, the other wing,"

Something weird was going on and you were about to involve yourself in it.