I can't lose to a Jigglypuff!

And then it happened. The moment that changed everything.

"Good thing it’s dark outside, otherwise it would be pretty hard to go home naked," Josh taunted.

I turned to stare my classic daggers at him and his impertinent comment, but in that moment of distraction, he went in for an instant KO with the rest ability. Despite having no percentage damage, my character instantly flew off the stage and the sound of defeat assaulted my ears.

It felt like forever as I stared at the screen. Defeat. Loss. No contest.

I couldn’t believe it. I lost to a fucking Jigglypuff. I lost my clothes to this freaking nerd who plays Jigglypuff. This scrawny looking nerdy guy was going to get to tie me up and do whatever he wanted because I just couldn’t shut my big fat mouth. Words can't describe how humiliating it was to lose to that cute little fluffball of a Pokemon with my best character. Not only that, but to lose to her while being **** to play naked? It couldn’t get any worse, could it?

I began to get dressed and thankfully that time, Josh didn’t stop me. I remember thinking he would protest, but he didn’t say anything. Yet I instinctually defended my decision, anyways.

“The bet was one hour of being tied up. I never agreed to let you tie me up naked,” I said.

“It doesn’t make any difference to me,” he replied with a shrug.

I'd never gotten dressed so quickly in my entire life.