Game #0 - Round 2

My eyes quickly scanned through the cards, but there wasn't anything that really interested me. "I guess "X" Than She Looks could be useful, and maybe Dumb Cow would be fun..." I thought glancing up at the TV. "Shit." The pick one less option was no longer available to me and my only options were to buy more mana or sell one of my dice. "I guess we can proceed..." I said glancing over at the man.

Katelyn who was leaning over the coffee table reading the cards looked back at me. "Wait so what happens now?" She sounded panicked.

"Now..." I held up my fist. "I have to roll to see what cards I get to choose from." I felt the dice appear in my hand. Opening my hand I showed Katelyn the pair of 9-sided dice in my hand. "Wish me luck..." I gave the dice a shake and tossed them onto the coffee table.

"Four and nine..." Katelyn mumbled leaning back down to examine the cards. The Erogenous Lips card and the Dumb Cow card slid forward and Katelyn began reading the captions.

Though the man had gifted me the knowledge of what each card was, he hadn't gifted me the knowledge as to how they would affect Katelyn. As my eyes darted between the two cards, I began to grow suspicious that there might be a catch to the dumb cow card. Glancing over at the man he gave me a knowing wink that all but confirmed my suspicion. "Alright let's go with lips." I said pointing at the Erogenous Lips card.

"Wait!" Katelyn began lightly backhanding my knee. "Wait! Wait! Wouldn't the dumb cow card make more sense?" She motioned towards her small breasts. "I’m clearly not lactating so it wouldn't affect me."

"Sweet Katelyn..." The man grinned at her. "You're lucky I paired you with a guy like Adam..." He snapped his fingers and the other 8 cards disappeared from the coffee table.

Katelyn picked up the Erogenous Lips card and reread it one more time. "Did you really have to pick this one?" She sounded annoyed, but I knew it was for the best. The card slipped through her fingers and floated over to the corner of the table with the other cards. My eyes drifted from her brown eyes down to her lips. "What? Have they changed?" Katelyn asked. Her lips didn't look any different, but I still couldn't bring myself to peel my eyes away from them. "Adam! Did they change?" I shook my head no trying to ease her nerves. Still freaked out Katelyn reached up and gently touched her pointer finger to her bottom lip. Her look of fear quickly morphed into curiosity. Again she poked her bottom lip, but this time her eyes briefly fluttered. "O wow..." She pursed her lips, and let out a small gasp.

"Did it work like I think it did?" I asked. Katelyn shook her head yes and took a moment to compose herself.

The man leaned over so that Katelyn could see his face. "It looks like giving blowjobs is going to be a lot more now! Adam's a lucky guy." He began laughing and turned back to the coffee table. With a wave of his hand, another 9 face down cards shot out of the deck and spread out across the coffee table. "Ready for round three my boy?"