Recruit a friend to record your, er, her, downfall!

Grabbing hold of the two flopping titbags, to keep them in place, you reach your room and, more importantly, your computer. You jostle the mouse, type in a password (after a customary suspicious look around) and fire up your videochat program.

As expected, your friend 'p1mp1' (known in non-virtual life as Jacob) is on.

[what follows is a bad non-texter's translation of how the conversation goes]

81g-pr1ck: dude!
p1mp1: yo!
81g-pr1ck: u'l nvr ges wut hap!
p1mp1: ?
81g-pr1ck: ima gurl!
...
81g-pr1ck: lo?
...
81g-pr1ck: p!mp!? sriosly dude
p1mp1: u gey
81g-pr1ck: FU!!!!111!!!!!1! ima gerl! sue!
p1mp1: don b stupd
81g-pr1ck: tern on vido, dufus

You wait a moment to see if he'll pick up, making sure your own webcam is turned on as well. The excitement has you hopping a little in your comfortably padded leather seat (another birthday gift, while they gave your sister a two-hundred dollar gift card to the local mall!). This sets your newfound tits to jumping, and that's the sight that greets p1mp1 when he turns on his video feed.