Alice suddenly started to laugh. Hard. She doubled over and leaned on her knees for support. Louis wasn't sure why she was laughing, but it didn't seem to be a cruel laughter. If she didn't like him, she wouldn't have gotten naked in front of him. Alice's laughter was so sweet and infectious, he found himself laughing alongside her.
"Hell, Louis! I mean, I knew it was obvious, but I didn't expect you to just up and say it!" Alice laughed.
Louis thought his jaw would hit the floor. "Y-Y-You...knew?!"
Alice rolled her eyes. "Louis, I've seen you checking me out at least once every day since I moved in. I've been around enough guys to know when they've got the hots for me."
Her eyes drifted down to Louis' covered crotch. "And your buddy there kind of gives it away too."
Louis groaned and looked away from her. "Christ, this is the most embarrassing day of my life!"
"Why?" Alice asked.
Louis looked back at her. "What do you mean 'why'? I got locked out of my apartment naked, I'm trapped in my crush's house without any clothes to wear, and now I find out she's been aware of said crush this whole time!"
Alice shrugged everything he said off. "Yeah, but you also found out she's a total nerd and shares your interests and hobbies, and she has no problems about getting naked in front of you. And she doesn't think your penis is small either."
Louis let out a snort. "Yeah, that does really help."
"What? Knowing that she thinks you have a good-sized dick? Or seeing her bare-assed as you?" Alice teased.
Louis didn't know what to say. Alice took a step forward and placed her hand on his cheek, stroking it with her thumb. "Louis, sweetie, I don't know why you're so down on yourself. You gotta stop beating yourself up over imagined bullshit. You should be more confident in yourself."
She grew a devious smile. Louis felt it made her both incredibly sexy and slightly scary. She voice lowered to a sensual whisper. "And I know just the thing to do."
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