Escape plan

Now panicking more because I realize now im down to 1 choice, walk out to you car wrapped in the jeans and hope the front desk lady doesnt ban you for exposure.

I immediately begin planning. I could go out to the front desk, face the music and ask for help. Walk straight up to them explain myself and hope for the best. But what if they arrest me? or very least ban me from the gym? And I’m sure the internet would love that video. “ fat naked loser arrested for streaking”, or WORSE “ tiny dicked fat loser”. That terrifies me worse than the charges or the ban, the utter humiliation of my size being exposed .Its my greatest shame, my tiny penis, even now as I dread this, my penis is shrinking by the second. “So it’s decided” I thought to myself. No way I’m revealing myself to the staff, I’m gonna have to sneak out of here.

I check outside the door every few minutes until finally I manage to catch the overhead lights as they begin to go out. My plan was simple, once the lights were out, I’d dart past the staff and rush out the doors to my car. Even if theyd see me I’m hoping I’d run quick enough to my car to escape. I saw the janitor walking out the door and some other staff with there backs turned to me. This was my chance I thought to myself as I slowly crept from the locker room. Just as I was exiting, I heard what must have been the staff manager yell out to the janitor.

“Remember to shut off the lights in the Lockers? “

With a sigh “thanks for reminding me” the janitor said “I’ll go check real quick “