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"Don't worry bro Milo, it's fine," You say, "What are bros for." Milo looks at you and smiles. This had to be the craziest dream you've ever had. it took lucid dreaming to a whole new level. You must be one horny mofo to be thinking of your step cousin like this.

"You are one of the real ones Jo," He says, "So... Jo, what was it like, having your dick sucked by a man?"

"Are you asking... or are you asking?" You reply with a smirk. Milo gets flushed in his face. "Forget I mentioned it."

"Milo, if you want me to suck you off, I'm gonna need you to be a little more direct," You say laughing.

"I said forget about it. You're not gay, it was my dick talking," He says.

"I don't have to be gay to help a bro out," You scoot over closer to Milo, "And I'm not doing it for free." You put a hand on Milo's manhood. "You're going to have to return the favor." Milo pushes you slightly, with no real **** behind it.

"I'm... not sucking your dick Jo," Milo says.

"Well, I guess I'd also take your man cunt as well, but something tells me you wouldn't like that," You say and Milo can't help but stifle a laugh.

"Fuck you Jo," Milo laughs, "You totally are a fag,"

"No, not a fag, I'm just a horny fucker. Now do we have a deal?" You say and Milo looks down at his hard cock.

"You get me off... and I'll jack you off." He says and you smile, lowering your head down. You lick Milo's shaft, grabbing his balls as you play with him. Your motions are slow and precise, your tongue sliding slow as you descend on his dick.

"Holy fuck Jo," Milo says, knocking his head back, "You're way too good at this."

"It's cause I have one Milo," You say getting off his dick, "One that you are neglecting," You turn your body so that your dick is right next to his hand. Milo hesitates as he touches it and you lower your head back down. It becomes immediately apparent that even though he probably got through most of his adult life jacking himself off, he was shit at giving a hand job. "Come on Milo, put a little more energy into it. Your hand job is practically making me soft."

"I've never done this before fucker," He says defensively as he suddenly speeds up his pace. It's better, but his hand is rough and over all it feels uncomfortable.

"I guess I have to do everything myself," You adjust your position so you are squatting right in front of him, no longer lying down. You get him distracted, sucking his dick off slowly, careful not to get him to cum just yet. You wrap your arms around his legs, slowly lifting them as you suck. He doesn't seem to notice. When his arms are fully in the air, you time your movements just so, sliding your arms up Milo's legs as you stand up. Before Milo can realize what's happening, you ram your cock up Milo's ass. It was a dream after all, you could do what you wanted.

"HoLY WhAT the fUck," Milo stammers as you pound his ass. You feel how tight he is, but the only way he was going to let you keep this up was if you went hard and fast. So you do, you annihilate his ass pounding him, your dick pulsing as the immense friction surges through your body. Milo yelps in pain and expletives, trying to shake you off him, but his attempts fail. You have him.

"Oh yeah, this feels a lot better than that fucking shit handjob," You say as you pound him. Milo's mouth is gaping, his face red. You can tell he is confused and conflicted. You know you are ramming his prostate, sending waves of pleasure through his body. You can tell by his eye brows that he is enjoying it. He must be so conflicted that he is enjoying it. Straight boy Milo.

"Holy fuck man," He scrunches his face, arching his back. He shoots cum all over his chest. Seeing him shoot his load makes you cum as well, burying your cock deep in his ass. Wads of cum filling him up. You slide out as Milo looks at you with astonishment.

"See, I knew you'd like it." you say,

"You fucking **** me bro," Milo says,

"No, we had a deal. I get you off, you jack me off. You weren't doing too hot with your hands, so I had to use your ass to jack it off." You say, "And don't act like you didn't enjoy it. Your chest is covered in your cum." You move away from him and sit back down on one of the benches in the sauna. "I think you will find this all hits different when you are lying in bed tonight, all by yourself and your dick gets hard because all you can think about as you jack yourself off is the fresh load of cum I pumped deep inside you. I bet you won't have even removed it because part of you liked it, a lot."

"I'm not gay bro." Milo says, "I don't like..." He starts, but you cut him off.

"Bro, I'm not gay either. I don't want to go on dates with you or settle down with you. I don't find you attractive, although a fag might. You're simply my friend who has the capacity to fulfill my bodily needs. That's it." You say, "Don't try any fag shit either on me, just 'cause I gave you the fucking orgasm of your life."

Part of you liked talking like this, having this power. You don't know if you wished it was real or not, but you definitely enjoyed lucid dreaming. Milo laughs.

"Eyy, you are such a fucking slut Jo." He says, wiping the cum off his stomach with his towel, "but I guess you were right. I don't want to be a faggot, but damn that did feel good. I get why the gay boys always wanna ride my dick." he pauses, "And you're sure its not gay,"

"Its not gay, its a brojob." You say with a smirk.

"It wasn't just a brojob though, we did anal." Milo says, "Isn't that Bronal?"

"No it's just gay," You say and you both laugh. Milo jumps on top of you and you naked wrestle on the floor. You both laugh as you struggle against one another.

"Gay? Oh I'll show you gay. Next time, you take my dick?" Milo says, rolling on top of you.

"Next time? Look who's **** to fuck a man again. And you called me gay." You say gaining control.

"I didn't ask you to fuck my ass. The deal was a blowjob." Milo says.

"And to jack me off, which you agreed to." You say. There is a pause. He's hard again. You're hard again. But this time Milo pulls away, laughing as he always seems to.

"I got to go Jo, it is getting late and I don't want Cara to think I'm up to no good." Milo says and you punch him in the arm.

"Cara? Who's that?" You ask and he laughs again.

"You are in a silly mood today Jo. Cara's my girlfriend, you see her every day at work?" Milo says and you laugh this time, pretending to know and care about this Cara. Milo opens the door only for a naked man to fall to the floor. From the looks of it, he had been watching you two through a slit in the door and been on the point of orgasm when the door gave way. He now found himself in a pool of his cum on the floor.

"Looks like we got an audience," You say, but Milo had a foot on the man's back.

"A word of any of what you saw faggot, to anyone. You're dead fucking meat." Milo said giving him a kick in the ass as he left.