Damn right you are.

You’re able to pry your eyes open just in time to witness Velveteen Queen’s illustrious ass falling down upon you. “I’m gonna break that pretty little face of yours.” The Queen says just as her ass flattens your face. She held back nothing with this hip drop, allowing her full weight to squash you. “That’ll teach you to offend me.”

Your entire head is enveloped in pain and shame. Velveteen doesn’t even add any flourish, she doesn’t gyrate her hips or grind her ass. She simply sits on your face. The crowd are in complete silence, concerned for your safety. Velveteen slaps your stomach, which causes your limbs to jolt to life and flail helplessly. The crowd’s rabble continues as they stare in awe at this decisive victory.

The referee completely stunned by the cruelty of Velveteen Queen, is nudged by the timekeeper to count the fall. One! Two! Three! Velveteen Queen is announced as the winner. All you see is darkness, and all you feel is pain. You twitch your fingers and wriggle your head, but nothing will allow you to escape this hellish hold.

Velveteen Queen finally stands up, after what feels like an eternity, and looks down to assess the damage. “Ooh! That looks like it hurts.” Velveteen says, taken aback by the destruction she caused. She looks down at your crotch and notices your erection spring to life. “Oh you gotta be kidding me! That turned you on!?” Your cheeks turn a bright red, embarrassed by your own arousal, as the crowd laugh at your precarious predicament.