Female

You are Graceless Goldie, a notorious klutz and generally unlucky gal from Texas. After a mishap involving a platter of cream pies and a poorly placed banana peel, you’ve been fired from your waitress job. At the behest of your ever faithful friend you’ve decided to follow your dream and enter the world of professional wrestling. A life-long dream of yours ever since the days of rolling around in the mud with your cousins on the farm pretending to be wrestlers. Of course since you’re so clumsy and hapless you’re not very good. You’re also in your forties, and a little past your prime. And to make matters worse you have a tendency to get a little horny when you wrestle, especially when you’re on the receiving end of some pain. Humiliation is also a dangerous weakness of yours, since you tend to pass out when things get too hot for television, though you still don’t quite understand it. You’re a rather sweet and innocent woman, so anything sexual tends to go over your head. Your dream of becoming a wrestler seemed out of reach until your good friend found a promotion willing to give you a chance. LEWD, Lustful Erotic Wrestling and Debauchery. Though he failed to tell you what it stood for, you probably should have known better. Regardless you signed up emphatically and received your first match in no time. So begins your wrestling career. Good luck Goldie, you’re gonna need it.