Almost Average (4.5 inches)

Four and a half inches.

So, so, so close to average. At his absolute peak, he would be a breadth's away from reaching that sacred number five. Five inches. Unfortunately, it never came to be. Shirou Emiya was forever a four-incher.

Shinji Matou was, much to his chagrin, larger than him. It was a fact Shinji lived to gloat over. Whenever Shirou beat him in archery, for example, Shinji would snap back with, "At least I don't have a little worm!"

Many presumed it to be a joke. A way to mock the better Shirou. They thought Shinji was the type to compensate, which...wasn't really true.

Shinji took it one step further and had even told people. Talking about how Shirou was a total shrimp in the locker room. There were times in the hallways where girls would suddenly stop and whisper. Of course, given Shinji's mixed reputation, most of the student body did not believe it. His guy friends comforted him and declared they didn't believe it—that Shinji was the one with the puny dick and that he was simply jealous. Issei in particular was adamant about it, telling him to ignore the dumb sheep and to keep his head up. He said the lies would die down sooner or later.

If only Shinji was lying.

Shirou Emiya groaned his head. There were things to do besides just sitting around with his dick out.