Asianization

"Yes, Mister Big, this is Biff Brewster," he said. "Yes, sir, I understand. Thank you, sir." Biff then hung up his phone.

"The results have been tallied, folks!" Biff turned to Chrissie. "Congratulations, Christine. The selection chosen by the viewers and the fans in the studio audience is choice number four: asianization!" The fans applauded and stomped their feet and Asian harp music began to play over the speakers. Two beefcakes escorted Chrissie toward backstage. Biff turned back to the audience.

"Well, folks, that's all for tonight," said Biff. "Next episode will be the final match for the Museum Heist Gone Wrong Gang! Yes, it will be Erica versus Christine for all the marbles, winner takes all! There can be only one! The underdog Erica versus the favorite Christine in the hardest-core contest yet...the Goblin Cage Match! Thanks for joining us, everybody, and remember...the only good bimbo...is any bimbo! Good night, everybody!"