A Bit of an odd day.

      I woke up, slightly sore, both from walking all day yesterday, and from my first real sex experience. I digress.  Anyways, I slowly moved Hira's head from my lap before getting up and running the bark off my bare back. Stumbling slightly, I made my way to the river before flopping in. The water was cool but not unpleasant, and I took a chance to look up at the sun. It was hanging a little more east in the sky, probably 9 o'clock if I had to hazard a guess.  

Hira startled as Ursa crawled over her. I washed, getting the dried fluids, dirt and the other bits off me, and she jumped in behind me, shaking off varios debris before she splashed me. I gave her a look that lacked any harsh meaning before splashing her back.

After the ensuing water fight I dried off in the sun, and by 10 we were on the road again. I decided to keep Ursa in her pokeball outside of battles. She was slow and while she stayed in  the general vicinity, she honestly did not give a fuck about us right now.

We trained for a while. Cubbug and I eventually worked out a system, I would give her an oran berry when she attacked the opponent pokemon. It was a fairly common method, especially for the less intelligent pokemon that matured relatively quickly.

The only real bit of note that happened for the rest of the route was a youngster by the name of Ritchie. Hira and I had managed to get both of my Pokémon to level eight, and though Hira was a long way from evolving, we were slowly getting Ursa to her next evo, and hopefully some actual personality traits. Anyway, He was sitting near Kevlar town, and though we were liable to miss him, it was Hira that perked up first, and with her prompting I listened in. There was a subtle groaning, with odd slurping noises. Hira and I both peered over and through the relatively tall bushes and was introduced to a… arousing sight. A fortog, a pudgier Pokémon, was wrapping her long tongue around a kid my ages dick, and was slurping enthusiastically, the kid was high out of his mind, and quite frankly had to no right to be as hard as he is,

I took out my Pokedex as Hira wagged her tail eagerly, excited for the show. I scrolled through, finding what I vaguely recalled. Fortog poison was a potent aphrodisiac, with a secondary effect of seeing odd things, the potency depended on the fortog though and this one had to be fairly high potency.

He noticed me and gave me a slow grin. “Hey Bro, sorry but you caught me with Aca here,”
He didn't seem offended, so Hira and I got out of the bushes. Hira trotted out and began to eagerly speak with the fortog. Her tongue slapped back into her mouth, but her hands did not seem idle as she routinely jerked him off.

“ Water type, huh bro, nice choice” He spoke in a drawled voice

“ Yep,” I sat down, this guy was high out of his mind, and those tended to give information away like candy, but not the rare kind.

“Bro… your going to handle the gym leader in Nortoch right?”

“Yep, Hira and I are challenging the gyms as we travel, nice way to past the time”

Hira seemed to be taking notes about whatever the fortog was saying, before blasting water gun at a nearby tree,

He regarded it for a minute before turning back to me. “ Bro,.. when you get up there, could you do me a favor.”

“Depends,” I shrugged.

“My bro wants a Fortog, and has a Baashaun he wants to give away. Could you grab him one? Tell him Ritchie sent you?”

Baashaun Huh, now that could prove to be an interesting pokemon to work with, Dark and Fighting type.

“Sure” I gave him a nod.

“Thanks bro,” He trailed as Hira opened her mouth wide and did a fine mist of water gun before slowly closing and increasing the intensity by a significant margin,

I stood up, and waved goodbye to the weirdo on the side of the road, nice sort, but a bit odd. Hira even got some experience for learning from Fortog.

—-

Kevlar town was a nice place, a reskinned version of my hometown, a few common activities people complaining about. Some guy wanted to get cucked by a Pokémon so he didn't have to raise human kids. But it did have a bike shop that was out of bikes, supply and demand and all that.

There was one bit that stood out, a guy had a harem of Chyinmunk, that had a few odd moves but they proved to be a good source of experience. Also he was kind of pathetic.

I got a package of berries from the shop, and healed my Pokémon before heading north again.

Route two was fine as well, though a real pain in the ass made itself known when I got to the main path, a landslide had blocked the main path.