End Of Round Results

I had thought they'd give us a few minutes recovery time, but instead they moved Chrissie, Tonya and I to the side of the stage, while two tuxedoed beefcakes escorted Laura to Biff's side. Biff put his arm around Laura.

"Laura, you fought valiantly until the end, and did yourself proud," said Biff. "However, a loss is still a loss, and, as such, you gain a letter." Biff indicated the electronic scoreboard, which now read:

Tonya B...I...M...B...x

Laura B...I...M...B...O

Erica B...I...M...B...x

Chrissie B...I...M...x...x

Laura's name was flashing on and off and giving off a hot pink glow.

"Laura, you've gained all five letters," said Biff. "That means you've earned a trip...a trip to the Bimbo Throne!"

The lights suddenly dimmed and a drum roll sounded. Several spotlights blazed to life and began to circle around the dark stage. A large primary spotlight focused on the center of the stage as the stage whirred and shifted. A large pink ornate throne moved towards the front of the stage.

Laura was escorted to the throne by the beefcakes- each had a grip on her upper arm- and several techs swarmed around them. Biff watched Laura approach the throne, then turned back to the audience.

"It's going to take them several minutes to prep Laura," said Biff, "so, while we're waiting, let's bring Chrissie and Tonya to the Accessory Wheel!"