I've hidden it

"I don't have it," I said.

"Don't be cute."

"I don't. I had a feeling you might be feeling a little greedy, so I took some precautions. It's where you'll never find it."

Chrissie looked furious. She took a step forward and brandished the stun gun like she meant to use it. "Don't screw with me! What the hell did you do with it?"

I gave her my best mysterious smile. "Wouldn't you like to know?"