She Take Them

"Damn straight," she said. "In fact, nevermind about the money. They'll be little souvenirs from the job tonight."

I shrugged. "Whatever."

Chrissie picked up the rounded half-moon figure and turned to the redheaded Laura. "Here. For your fine work tonight you get a, um, glass boob! Yeah."

Laura laughed. "Why, thank you, Chrissie. Aren't you thoughtful."

Chrissie flashed a smile, then grabbed another glass figure. "Here you go, Tonya. You get the glass...ahhh..."

"...the glass cock and balls, Chrissie. I get it. Thanks." said the blonde Tonya.

Chrissie nodded. "Exactly. Well done, ladies. That just leaves the glass double-ended dildo." Chrissie picked up the remaining glass statue. It really did look like a V-shaped double-ended dildo. Chrissie sneered at me. "It's the only one left. I guess you're left out, Erica. Unless you want to share it with me." Chrissie held out the glass statue and I instinctively took the other side without thinking.