Lass Caught!

"I guess you got me. Can I at least be your **** girlfriend?" you look over at Leaf. Leaf looks about ready to rip this girl in half.

"I'd probably lean towards the side of no, but you never know what could happen. I think for now though you can just come out and be a battle slut whenever I need you to. Deal?"

"Wha- NO! That's fucking bullshit! I don't want to be trained to do sexy battle against other girls! I just want a hot guy!"

"You're just making this worse for yourself. Lass, from now on, you must sexually engage with at least one hot girl every 2 days."

"You are truly the worst."

"I know," you reply, unable to wipe the massive grin off of your face.
Your PokeDex decided that now would be a good time to jump in, several minutes after Lass has been enslaved and cleaned.

<You have acquired: Lass; lvl 1. Entry: Most Lass's are massive sluts, and will go to **** measures to be around hot guys, even though they themselves are somewhat lackluster in appearance. However, sexual contact with other attractive females results in feelings of **** discomfort.>

"Lackluster in... HEY!!!!! That's very rude!"

"Well, it is kinda true."

Leaf is sitting in a corner, dying of laughter.