Agree to the game

"I'm game." Belle says, in a neutral tone. Spurred on by her bravery, you quickly make the same move before you can change your mind.

"I will too." You nod.

"Great!" Frank beams. "Well, let's get on with the questions, then!"

"Question 1: Have you ever kissed man on the lips?"

No. You think to yourself. But thank Arceus he specifically asked 'on the lips'...

Mr Mime raises one arm, pointing at Belle, but doesn't point at you.

"True for Belle, false for Amber! That's just one true so far! Not bad, not bad! Amber, you really must be more innocent than you look!"

You fold your arms and smirk, proud of your innocence, and now somewhat grateful for your extremely sheltered upbringing.

"Question 2: Are you just 18 years old?"

Mr Mime raises two arms - that one is true for both of you, apparently. This girl really is quite similar to you.

"Question 3: Have you ever sucked a cock?"

Damn. Two days ago, I would have been in the clear.

Mr Mime raises two arms again - you've both given a blowjob before. You turn bright red, with the realization that pretty much everyone you know will now have access to the intimate information that your first 'kiss' was with a penis.

"Don't worry, don't worry, girls. The questions only get more ****. It's normal to get most of your 'true' outcomes in the first few questions.

"Question 4: Are you on birth control?"

Mr Mime lowers both his hands.

"Hmm, I should probably have removed this question. It's a bit of a dud now that it's so expensive. Oh well. Onwards and upwards."

The fact that you both got a 'false' that round is great for your chances are winning, but the harsh reminder that your ability to convince men to wear condoms when they fuck you is the only thing standing between you and an unwanted pregnancy and life as a single mother fills you with a mild sense of dread.

"Question 5: Have you lost your virginity?"

Two 'true' answers again, giving you a total of 7. You can't go to 10 without losing, and you've still got 5 questions to go. That doesn't feel great. Also, it really doesn't feel great to have the news of your lost virginity broadcast over the airwaves.

You look at Belle. She looks just as embarrassed as you feel.

"Question 6: Have you ever had anal sex?"

Two falses. Both of you are anal virgins. You feel really glad about that - both that you are closer to winning that Ultra Ball, but also you feel somewhat proud of Belle for also retaining at least a smidgen of purity by having avoided that most debasing of sexual act.

"Wow, you girls are really both still in possession of your back door V-cards, huh? I did not expect that!" Frank muses. "How long have you been Pokemon Trainers, anyway?"

"One day." You reply truthfully.

"One week." Belle says meekly.

"Holy shit, you really are both complete newbies! This is incredible! You must be the two newest trainers in the entirety of Kanto. You hear that, people? Fresh Meat in Viridian City! Get here and challenge them quick before they're all used up!" Frank cackles.

You are really starting to dislike this man.

"Question 7: Have you memorized the 20 Pokemon native to the Kanto region that pass the Bill Test?" Frank asks, with a knowing, somewhat sinister voice.

"...The what?" You ask, clueless.

Mr Mime raises one arm, towards Belle. She turns an even deeper shade of red.

"Would you fill your fellow contestant in on what the Bill Test is, Belle?" Frank says, in a knowing tone.

"It's... Ah... This is so embarrassing..." Belle says, but she doesn't stop talking. "It's... It's a Pokemon that the League has determined has approximately human or greater intelligence..."

"And?" Frank pushes.

"And... And is capable of sufficiently communicating to humans."

"For?" Frank is audibly giddy.

"For consent. Consenting to sex."

"So the Pokemon that pass the Bill Test..." Frank gestures for Belle to finish the sentence.

"Are the Pokemon that it is legal to have sex with. But only if they consent." Belle looks like she's wearing red face paint, she's so embarrassed.

You had no idea it was legal to have sex with any Pokemon at all, and the idea disgusts you. You make the decision not to think about that concept. Like at all.

"Looks like Belle might have a naughty fetish or two." Frank teases. "Which brings me onto question 8. Have you ever fucked a Pokemon?"

Mr Mime lowers his arm, and Belle silently shakes her head furiously.

"Just checking!" Frank says, grinning widely. "Okay, two questions left, and that means that as long as you only get one more truth between you, these Ultra Balls are yours! Question 9: Have you ever worn a used condom as part of your outfit?"

All the color drains from your face. What sort of question is that?! How could they know?!

Mr Mime raises one arm, towards you. And you feel the light change behind you. You glance over your shoulder, and see to your horror, a candid photo some managed to snap of you walking down the street yesterday, on the way from the PokeMart to the clothing store. You're trying to conceal the used condom with one hand, but you're not doing it well enough, and from the angle the photo was taken, it's clearly visible. The condom, filled with semen, dangles lewdly from your waistband. And now the whole nation can see it.

"Care to explain?" Frank says darkly, in a way that he might speak to a murderer who's been proven guilty in court.

"I..." I don't want to wear condoms like that! It's not my fault! It's that evil witch Sabrina's doing!

"I... It was my trophy." You say helplessly.

"A trophy." Frank mocks. "A trophy, as in, an ornament obtained and often displayed, as evidence of a proud achievement."

"...Yes." You can't help but admit, almost sobbing into your hands with shame. "A trophy."

"And yet you want us to believe you're not worthy of the term 'Pokeslut'." He challenges. "I think the skank doth protest too much."

You have no reply. What can you say that would make you look any better, that hasn't been forbidden by your hypnosis? You just grimace, and shake your head gently in silent rejection of his words.

Glancing over at Belle, you can see that she's got her eyebrows raised towards you. Clearly wearing used condoms is beyond what she even imagined you were capable of. You don't really blame her.

"Question 10." Frank continues. "To win the game, you just have to both be able to answer 'false' to the following question. The question is... Do you lack a gentle, caring father figure in your life?"

Mr Mime raises both his hands, and the screen behind you changes again, now showing the word 'LOSE' amongst the Pokeball pattern.

The implication is clear - the reason you both are Pokesluts, happily willing to get mistreated and violated whenever you're beaten in a Pokemon Battle... Is because you have daddy issues.

That implication hurts more than all the other humiliation combined.